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    A Kenyan Man Goes to Buy Condoms

    Si mimi nimeandika. I even credited the author. CD nazo sijawahi ogopa kununua, them days I needed to.
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    SHA SHOE SHIF SHIT

    In the Good Book, specifically the book of John 10:10, it declares that The thief comes only to steal, kill and destroy... As things stand, we might be facing Lucifer himself because of the actions we see daily. Stealing of public money and the deaths of the innocent, both on the streets, in...
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    Arsenal vs Manchester United

    What are you talking about? Na lazima kieleweke when we play Newcastle away for the Carabao tie.
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    JB Muturi Ameamua Kuchoma Kila Kitu

    Imefikia BBC World. Comms team ya Jambas sahii iko na stress kama fucken
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    I will not ask how we got here...

    Ferk this regime
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    Leading Dutch Media Weigh in on their King's Planned Visit to Kenya

    Word of the day: carrion noun car·ri·on ˈker-ē-ən ˈka-rē- Synonyms of carrion : dead and putrefying flesh Vultures live chiefly on carrion. also : flesh unfit for food Examples of Mr. Adeudeu was given a run for his money in matters kunyamba after this lister decided to feed on what can be...
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    Judy Thongori, renowned family lawyer, dies

    Poleni @Tiiga Waana
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    AOB 15st/01/20205

    The US is trying what Kasongo is failing at, fighting an information war in 2025, the year of our Lord. They should wake up and smell the coffee. The days of brazen propaganda are gone and if the ruling elite aren't tactful, a day of great purge will be upon us.
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    AOB 15st/01/20205

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    AoB 14/01/2025

    It's called AOB for a reason. Wachana na staff member ajibambe. Ama ni vile imeguza the current leader of the 🇺🇸?
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    Arsenal vs Manchester United

    Squeak up! Can't hear you from up here. BTW, mko?
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    Leading Dutch Media Weigh in on their King's Planned Visit to Kenya

    Aura for aura is what the streets call it. Kaende sana.
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    Leading Dutch Media Weigh in on their King's Planned Visit to Kenya

    Mans wanted to be globally famous. Well, he is now... Here's the article translated from Dutch 👇🏾 Kenyans protest against arrival of the Royal Family: 'President is abusing your visit' There has been unrest online among Kenyans about the state visit of King Willem-Alexander and Queen Máxima...
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    Mutahi kagwe ,kabogo, lee kinyanjui

    Word on the street is that Microsoft guy withdrew the funding, and since then, LootAll stopped forcing the agenda. Even Mutahi is in the know, it seems...
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    A Kenyan Man Goes to Buy Condoms

    So the girl you have been eyeing for ages has finally accepted a sleepover and you have a feeling that this will be a good night. You had praised your kitchen skills on Whatsapp and she wants to taste your food. You will cook for her. So, you go to the market, or supermarket depending on where...
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    AoB 14/01/2025

    It got a bit too boring for us.
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    Kidnappers Kageuka Kuwa DCI

    Kivutha responds with a two-footed tackle on that ignorant buffoon
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