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    This Man ain't Loyal

    Can you imagine having Igathe for a boss? It's no wonder he could not work with Sonko because they are the same person; they are unstable kuruka. He seems like somebody who you hold a meeting with and agree to do one thing to improve production then akienda lunch he comes back with a totally...
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    I never take this guy seriously. Do you?

    CS Macharia is too thick. Why does Uhuru like him? Because he is too thick!!
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    Court orders Keroche to pay KRA Sh500m instead of Sh9B within 30 days

    Managers na permanent employees wamerarua na kutupa suicide notes kwa sasa. Huyo judge apewe Keroche's only daughter for one weekend
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    Mwalim Elgin UK Challenge

    How? 🤪 🤪 🤓
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    Cleanshelf employee adjusts price for hand sanitizer in Ruaka

    Cleanshelf is throwing that employee under the bus after knowing they will get heavy fines.
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    Uhuru Kenyatta, Here Is How...

    Wait! Is he reading somewhere or is he that sober and alert? :unsure::unsure:
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    Israel

    Baby bomber Netanyahu amengolewa? Hako kashetani kameuwa too many children
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    President Uhuru Kenyatta's recommendations

    Number 2 ni gani hiyo? 🤣 😂
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    Germany And US Tussle Over Corona Virus Vaccine

    Nimejaribu kuelewa but imekataa. What makes Trump think a German company wanaweza patia US their invention that is worth billions of dollars? Tamaa bin Tamaa
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    That pain of losing your job

    He could have quietly collected evidence apeleke labour courts kama yule mama wa safaricom juzi amelipwa 14M on top of zile 43M alilipwa 2014. But after this display of shouting and matusi hana kesi, akienda courts the lawyers will just say he is unprofessional. Hasira Hasara.
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    Reduced Fuel Prices

    Anybody who lives in border towns would be foolish not to take advantage of that. Unaenda with empty tank unajaza tank and even jaza jerrican for the coming weeks.
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    Mtakaa kwa adabu...

    When you have a hardworking, energetic and brave leader even the local leaders aspire to be like him. But if your leader is different then everything is left to rot. Magufuli is doing a great job in TZ.
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    Italy

    Jana we were smoking something illegal police wakatokea. Teke teke we fled in different directions. When I lost the police I found somewhere to rest. In the next 3-5 minutes I experienced all the symptoms of Coronavirus. But now niko mzima. Should I contact the government? :devilish::devilish:
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    Corona Virus Official Thread

    It is good to take precaution but the Kenyan government huwa inadanganya sana. Hii Coronavirus incident inaweza kuwa a big fat lie
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    Italy

    Can it go away on its own kama homa za kawaida or ni kama cancer, you have to be medically treated?
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    Waititu In Kabarak

    Huyu ameisha. He is even lucky alipewa ugavana. Sioni akichaguliwa anywhere again in his lifetime
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    Chinese official claims US may have brought virus to China

    Hii virus ilirukaje India and Pakistan na vile Indians and Pakistanis are dirty?
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    How To Survive Corona in Kenya

    Hii kitu ikifika estates kama pipeline or other densely settled areas I see disaster. Mtu akikohoa kohoa virus inacheza zigzag inaingia all homes
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    Elachi generous with taxpayers money

    I also think Elachi was getting something from the absentee MCA.
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    BREAKING NEWS...

    NBA suspended too. 2020 imeanza na mambo mob
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