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Fuck that reflector headed two wheeled follicle lacking mechanic :D

Pesa iende haraka kwa fuel subsidy. (I know I am dreaming out loud).

Usisingizie mauaji hayo kwa bangi.

Whatever the truth is, this letter is fake.

@Meria , sijawahi koseshwa appetite hivi. Ungeweka spoiler for disgusting news. Shiiiieeeet. Na vile I was anticipating lunch.

There used to be a time when things worked fairly/properly in Kenya. Merit was a thing.

Maybe they had toes on their fingers.

This is why women need to diversify the fathers to their kids in case she ends up reproducing a morons kids X16.

Kwani wewe hukojoa na Bluetooth?

Dawa ya hii is simply to make Afcon sexy enough to substitute European tournaments. Even here, once the African tournament started getting interesting, even the naysayers began to follow the games.

Boss, dancing is for everyone. Be free. Ka una miaka themanini, Au aro ba ini

@Okiya , you've been talking about managing your weight for years now. Don't you think it's time you took a firm approach to it? Implement small but permanent changes instead of going for big showy declarations every couple of months then backsliding again. Small incremental changes have a...

Hehehe. Everyone assumes the mechanic was at fault. Which mech doesn't go for test drives?

:ROFLMAO: In cinema, yellow is a color that is used as a highlight, to call attention to something in a frame, because it's less frequent in nature therefore calls attention to itself. So, a company like Shell has yellow as it's colour but risks some politician making the same discovery and...

:ROFLMAO: @Okiya , Kati yako na @Meria , ni nani anafaa kuchorea unyonyoi?

Waria shop rice is mostly imported from Dubai which is also imported from places like Pakistan and others. Point is, it's not easy to verify if that rice is good/bad/GMO/plastic etc. Nunua rice local from Mwea/Ahero if you must buy rice.

Ati, "Irene wacha izo!". Upus, do what you want Irene!

Pick your answer from the below options A : A type of massage where the masseuse targets muscles positioned deeper within the body and presses them to relax them. B : @The.Black.Templar favourite type of massage because "iko na offer"