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Kwani wera ni kwa nursing home?

Upuss.

Standing ovation. 👏👏👏

You're on path kuwekewa pacemaker kama yule jamaa wa yoghurt na ndizi.

I really hope Uhuru runs again (BBI) so some of us that did not vote for him even ONCE can get that chance. So we can narrow the gap of you jangilis that voted for him thrice. Unapologetically team DYNASTY. Iko shida?

Kenya we have a problem. The default settings need to be applied like yesterday.

In the immortal words of my West African buddies, "who care".

Guka, you too cannot address me directly. If not taught in context to be beneficial, it is all upuss. How many unemployed youth in Kenya do we have that were taught that nonsense? Please Google the curriculum for countries like Germany and see why they are miles ahead. Hiyo tu! Nyie wazee do...

Were you able to identify the head, abdomen and thorax and differentiate it from a grasshopper? All that nonsense they taught us in school? To make your science ticha proud. Ama wewe ni mtu we KACE (circa 1950 - 1974 or thereabouts) kama guka @Field Marshal ?

Utakuwa unatafuta ndume mwenzako. Chunga. Some have been in your shoes. 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:

Rants of a mad man.

Temperature gauge kuona kama sembe bado ni moto for consumption.

Yule jamaa wa kikikikiki yuko wapi atulete a stale joke deserving of this momentous occasion of these 60 bonobos. 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:

Why is it shocking. Same as you did with shemale @Aviator :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 Your affinity for ratchets. Drink more yoghurt, eat more bananas and don't forget to add carrots to make you see more clearly.

Who told you this lie? 😁 :ROFLMAO: 😁 :ROFLMAO:

Crime of passion. The assailants most probably know her or were sent by someone that does.

@jatelo always knew this so called guka was queer. Who katias a man for 5 years inbosk? Apasue tu kabat bila kusumbua sleepy Senetas. :ROFLMAO: 😁 what the eff?

Guka wa paybill, yoghurt na ndizi? Will? Wachanga jokes!

Unbelievable