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At a time like this on our electioneering calendar, Maina Kiai and the other annoying mofos with highly bloated egos wangekua wamefanya a million press conferences pointing at this and that governance anomaly, sijui nini, blablabla.... What changed this time round? Does it mean that the...

Good. Joho wins.

Kabisa!

Apologist wewe! That toad called Uhuru has been squandering, blundering and plundering all the little gains his predecessors had painstakingly amassed for our country! What we have is what he could not touch. Usimtetee! His time is up na aende na huko!

To the young lady, it is a windfall. This comes with tons of money and lots of clout. Undoubtedly, her family's fortunes have changed from this day to forever. The course of her life has taken a totally different direction from that of a normal girl her age and from her village. I am really...

Voters are very intelligent. If indeed umetolewa na rigging they will always rescue you whether as an independent or a party hopper.

Heheheee! I am very sure that many are they that are regretting having not seen the wisdom or the need to board the consensus bus when it was still revving at the station. Others are now counting their blessings for surviving the scare courtesy of the negotiations. Kama huyo msichana ameshinda...

Usisherehekee tayari, Elder! Our politicians belong to the same tag team and they are champions in the game called betrayal! Today she's out courtesy of NOMINATIONS but next time you will see her in that same parliament as a NOMINATED member!

I am not voting. Don't. If you must, don't vote for Ruto.

Sasa peleka hii pale bunge chap chap. I don't want a thieving president. Do you? Basi ipeleke bunge mbio mbio!

Eti fatuma gedi ndiye wa kuleta evidence ya land grabbing! Heheheee! Jokers waliisha jokes zikaisha. I would honestly want for anybody to show verifiable evidence kwamba Ruto ni mwizi. Because if he becomes president he will change completely, develop a pair of horns and become a different...

Kalonzo anachemka sana, my Friend. It is not very well there over the fence. Akina sifuna na mutula kilonzo Jr wanarushiana makombora ya kimataifa. You don't hear it because today the media was engrossed with UDA nominations. And UDA should not complain because it is their day to be on the stage...

The government people are using the dealers as scape goats. Wanagonganisha raiya. They don't want to do their work diligently. What the hell do they mean by self regulation?

Mudavadi deserves. He is also the best and most qualified. Halafu it is in the interest of the other side that Ruto blunders and picks a weak running mate. UDA and @Da Vinci, on the other hand, are praying that Azimio disintegrates!

Heheheee! Mimi siko UDA ama chama nyingine yoyote. I don't vote. I am only a spectator who happens to be impressed more by Kenya Kwanza's game than the other team's. I never was a diehard fan of Raila and his odm. Presently, I happen to have this disenchantment with Uhuru and his jubilee. I...

Dactari wangu aliniambia never to brush my teeth before bed like almost everybody does. He said I should also not brush up before I eat the breakfast. "If it is possible,", he said, "clean your mouth several minutes after a meal using a tooth pick or a mukobero, gurgle mouth wash before bed and...

Good deed. But Raila has already taken the credits, just so you know.. Sonko paid, praise baaba!

Mmhhh. Let's wait and see what happens..

This will be stupendous if it happened!

Ukiomba Mûembu atakupatia tu. Hawananga maneno mingi.