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Wee ndigithia. I get very entertained by EPL especially, but I don't act and live like it's the most important think in the world, including putting up posts likes this.

How do you keep the masses quiet/uninvolved/pacified about their government(s) fuckery? Food and circuses. Especially circuses. I bet you know/care more about F1 and EPL than about the rape of Africa resources and covid nonsense.

Bro, are you seriously falling for this fuckery?

Kwani tuko nchi ingine? Ama kuna VIP section at Kamiti where fugitives wear suits?

I've come to learn that this guy has the odd behaviour of talking ill of, and pretending to be against that which he practices. Examples: - Pro-environment and pro-green spaces and against deforestation, but sells Kakamega forest to some Indian for a song. - Anti-corruption lakini mwenyewe is...

Passaris anafikiria kuna mwanaume anaeza ulcers ati juu amethreaten atapost nude zake? Some of us knew vinyasa when we were past 5, engaged in pissing contests right into our teens, etc. Sonko tafadhali malisa hii kunguru!

This is how Uhuru Kenyatta calculates economic growth. If a phase or section of a road is finished (note: not the whole road. It might be a pillar here, a culvert there, etc), then Uhuru can (arbitrarily) allocate it a value and say the GDP has grown by that value. That doesn't mean it's the...

Has to happen when the referee takes sides and even takes the penalty he has awarded against you.

I'm a he. @Pseudonyms and @pseudonym have opposite genitalia.

We told you back in August when they started thinking about making a third dose of vaccines mandatory. Ona sasa...

Mboch/Bibi akiniskumanisha miguu na mop na animwagilie maji chafu na nikiongea niambiwe naoshewa nyumba, hio ni kunibeba kimalenge and I would not be amused. Lakini akiosha pande moja kisha aniambie niende nisimame penye pameoshwa anioshee mahali mimeketi, that's more acceptable. Likewise, if...

Mimi nilifululiza hadi Fogo Gaucho siku moja. For Sh2,500 you eat all the meat you can. Fried, roast, boiled, rare and barely dead, burnt, meats of 100 kinds of animals. Nikasema hapa ni kukula nyama sijawahi kula. Jamaa wa beef na mbuzi alikua anakuja na nyama namwambia atoke hapo na...

I'm always skeptical of the laws this guy signs. Any and all laws or amendments he has signed so far are either for personal gain, prevention of personal loss, or malicious fuck-yous to opponents and business competitors. Utapata babake, ndugu zake, au yeye mwenyewe (w)alikua na mipango za...

"Akiingia alikua mwembamba kama sindano, sasa amefura kama kupe." - Raila, 2021

Probably not. Of course you can never be wrong.

Lies. Clearly you have not heard about why dogs are vilified in Rwanda. During the genocide, they rediscovered a taste for human flesh. They fed on corpses, became unusually huge, and began hunting and eating live humans.

Ruto alipromise atapena wheelbarrow kweli?

Not impressive. During that time, the population of Kenya was increasing by about 15,600 people daily on average. 6 vehicles for every 15,000 people is not impressive at all.

Like they did on Honda Fit. 3rd gen saa hii ni Sh1-point-something million ikishakua cleared!

Raising a kid is the responsibility of both parents. Yeye ana provide nini? Plenty of people with families are employed for less than that in this country and they are okay.