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Then why is Somalia such a shitfaced economy full of pirates and thieving politicians and petty thieves?

That's not much of a compliment. It's not even a compliment.

Are we in February 2023 or 2022? It's like kichaguano kilishafanywo na Raila akapita! Right now in terms of support from the incumbent, Raila ametangulia. But as you have pointed out kutangulia na kufika ni vitu mbili tofauti.

Nikumbushe bro. Pia unikumbushe ni trick gani mtu au Baba ya mtu hufanya anajipata na shamba kubwa kubwa kila county hadi zina game reserves na reli na city na off-road rally circuits mzima ndani.

Is it Ruto who sold key infrastructure to the Chinese? Is it him whose hidden assets in secret offshore ballooned during his tenure? Is it Ruto who owns fintecs that charge the youth over 1000% interests to keep them in borrowing slavery? Is it Ruto who kicked you in the head so that you now...

Shong'e.

Umeona accident ngapi za speedbike hapa Kenya tangu uzaliwe? Na uliona ngapi za boda last year pekee?

Do you now see why I said bodas can go ferk themselves?

Bodas na cyclists are two extremely different animals. Bodas can go ferk themselves. But people riding serious motorbikes (above 250cc) and cyclists are the most mindful and most disciplined road users you'll ever find.

You're assuming GoK and county government has monopoly on parking spaces in town. Plenty of private parking lots will compete with each other to ensure parking fees remain as they are. Au tutahonga kanjo Sh200 tupark the whole day.

You think they charge 10bob juu ya jam? During off-peak hours, it takes less than 15 minutes from to/from town. But GoK shitheads don't think about things like that. Now after they realize that, they will create artificial traffic jams inorder to push people into the buses.

Nothing to see here, only an Israeli media outlet painting Iran with a rather bad brush.

More screenshots from an international media outlet:

First you say this about the present. Then you flipflop about how it's not the present but some time ago when there was fuel shortage. And then you admit that prices are bound to rise if and when there are no price controls except availability and demand.

You think information on Google is controlled from statehouse, sindio?

Now read your post with the real meaning of Uhuru and see how ironic it sounds. Looks like bad sarcasm even.

Hata si juu ya bundles. Just feels like work.

Sijui mbona nikikuta post ni ya video ya YouTube natokanga bila kuicheki au kucomment.

Au ni njama ya Joho kuficha pesa akijua bibi haiwezi fuatwa lakini yeye kama Joho anaeza ulizwa. Yaani on paper he will be worth less after the divorce, but in reality he still owns the whole. Crafty...

Congratulations! Finally you get it! Stick around a little longer and some sense might finally stick on you.