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Alianza ujinga ya trying to covert me into those biashara churches za sijui anga Prophet so and so. I don't need anyone translating the good book for me because I can read and I wouldn't be caught daed in those brainwashing hotspots on any Sunday morning so she had to go.

Guguu isa mathafaka!... Kikikikkkk!.... But siriasri, nindiranjia viacara ya guthondeka high end modcons converted permanent residential houses made out of cutting edge technology in the ' container conversion' industry. I have a vision to build a whole housing estate in a targeted prime area...

Cost to British taxpayer for the monarchy every year : £350,000,000 Income generated from Monarchy based tourism especially from America: £2 Billions every year. Just like with the Sicilian mafia, you can't leave the 'family'. Plus , there is a racist angle to this. A famous American black...

Ushawai nyonya goody goody?

In Western Europe hii upus would have been dealt with in the first two minutes of this video.

Light skinned women almost look like aborigines. Very many of them in the UK most serving in the British army and plenty of them working on the railway system in the UK. Very friendly and they are heavily built rugby types their men are almost always 6'3 and taller. Fun fact: I have banged...

Tiga Ngoma Sir! No nginya merwo nigetha matige uhii. Kenyanlist is the future. ii niatia na ti ngeithi?!....

Ni kii?

Sawa mboro young.

Only for wazungus. For black people of African origin, indigenous or otherwise ; NEVER!

Beta tuliendesha pia and I have a big dent on my knee that I always show my sons wakijifanya wajuaji. It was also a classic tale of kuskumwa too fast alafu una loose control with your legs alafu wewe na abiria wako are suddenly offloaded into the sky. In my case I was carrying four passengers...

I fell for this one na ball ya juala. Na Mimi nikaiseti vizuri back in its place for the next victim. The most stupid one was a cunt who left broken bottles on our "nyororoka" ground. My friend ended up in Kenyatta hospital with the skin on his knees going down barely hanging in his bones. He...

Lucy Kibaki for the comedy. That time she raided a newspaper building demanding to see the editor. "Who is the edeta of this nuspaper?!!..." Priceless!

Now that is a proper Mr. Bean moment!... You couldn't make that one up!... Kikikikkkk!!!...

Kikikikkkk!.....

Enyewe iko hiyo age wanaogopa kiti ya kinyozi. Wangu ule mdogo iko time analia through the whole process na nimemshika mkono. Saa hii ni yeye hulia nimpeleke kinyozi. Good attempt at the fade but umeanza juu Sana.

Peleka mtoto kwa expert. You can buy Wahl full kit but that doesn't mean you have the skill. Mtoto anaenda kuenjoiwa shule. Kwanza the older they grow, by age six wanajua the difference between skill as professional kinyozi na wewe. Ata kama huamini the hygiene at the kinyozi just carry your...

I know what you're trying to imply but you couldn't be more mistaken. Been here too long I see things from all angles. Usinipime akili.

Kikikikkkk... Ndukae guthekia!... (Like literally!...... kikikikkkk!.....)