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Enjoy your one man picnic. " Thimu yakwa ni ya Alcatel"... - Kajairo

You and your below average IQ belong in the other craphole website. Nyinyi vijana hamjalewa na wanaume mna akili pungufu na self esteem issues.

Two Corona viruses sitting on a wall. One says to the other... I could murder a Chinese!... Kikikikkkk!.. Kikikikkkk!!!!!!

"Information in bits" you say!?.. kikikikkkk!... That is comical on so many levels!.. kikikikkkk... Anyway. I will have you know that I went to primary school in Nairobi in the 80s and in the particular school, white kids used to sing this song to their friends who talked to us... " Shame...

I like where you live. Looks very serene.

We are only on earth at God's pleasure. We are just His playthings that he enjoys to see suffer and toil and He wants us to praise, worship, fear and recognise Him. Those that acknowledge Him he promises an eternal life. I'd like to think that I've come close to death after suffering major...

There's only two ways to die. Accidentally or illness. If it's accidental you probably won't feel any pain. If it's from illness, I personally am not prepared to suffer for long nevermind putting loved ones through stress if I'm diagnosed with a terminal illness I'm sorry but I will take the...

Ubaya yako ni kuwa na roho mbaya. Una roho mbaya kushinda racism. Everything you say has malicious connotations. I don't entertain people like you in my life.

Is it just me ama does anyone else not fear dying? I'm not suicidal by any means but sometimes I feel like dying is a good thing. It's like I can't wait to find out what is on the other side because I believe that it has to be better than here. If I could make a choice of when to die, I'd go...

Or Albania or Romania... Kikikikkkk...

Which shithole country in the western world is that!?... Kikikikkkk!....

In Western countries CCTV is a requirement for any business establishment and it's your responsibility as a business owner to record and preserve all recordings for a minimum of twelve months. And the council does random checks to ensure that you do this otherwise you lose your license.

Huyu jamaa has the potential argument zake ni za mtu amesoma na anaelewa but ulevi brings out the hooligan in him and it's not a pretty sight. Kenyans deserve better than another suit wearing chokoraa. By the way @Deep Sea ulisema 'utaniimbia' lini? I have a feeling you are good at 'kupiga...

Naona crime imekuwa an equal opportunity employer in Kenya siku hizi. All tribes and genders are proportionately represented in this particular offense. Na hiyo yote: ni meandeleo!!!!....

Tafuta paka uirushe huko kwa ceiling for two nights only. Ukiskia kelele tena ujue siyo panya, ni majini.

Enyewe hapo uko na point. Climate change is real. Although wanasema it will snow this week. Call me ignorant, but Mimi huona hii story ya climate change ni porojo tu kama moon landing. Every so often the world changes but obviously there is a lot of money to be made by instilling the fear of God...

Zilikuwa zinafikiria umekufa. Getting high on top of an unfinished building?.. Genius.

Fanny!.... I'm not surprised by the potholes, I just think it's FANNY that it's raining in January.!.. I thought January was supposed to be the driest month of the year in kenia?

Why don't they relocate all the barracks to these areas along the border? I'm not an expert on national security but how do we justify paying soldiers to sit in a barracks when external enemies penetrate our borders and slaughter our people every other day?

Kitu swafi ....