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Let me guess; He was trying to avoid sharing it. It's just by God's grace that most of us survived primary school without choking on a mandazi that you gulped down your throat while being chased by half the school in their bid to get if only but a piece of your precious mandazi that you had just...

In Africa, his family owned a transport company valued at more than £100M. Mugabe and his cohorts took it plus their tobacco plantations.

They have to work just to meet the requirements of their visa/ citizenship obligations.

Niaje Hayati Sonko. Lala Mahali pema peponi.

So in my Line of work,I have come to meet these two South African jungus. Now don't get me wrong. Over the years since I've been working and residing in the UK, I've met and befriended characters from many nationalities. And just when I thought I had seen it all, I happen upon this two South...

Gun for hire.

Watu wa Supermatch tumesahaulika. We used to call it 'long chase' juu haikuwa inaisha. Unavuta nusu "unanyonga". Nusu ingine unavuta baadaye. After a few months vidole zinageuka rangi juu ya "kunyonga". Kikikikkkk....

Usijali buda. We are the majority. Ahadi yetu tumewekewa mbinguni.

Na kazi unafanya saa ngapi? Let me guess...... You do all these surfing not just at your employer's expense, but at also on their time. Typical Kenyan, typical third world work ethic. Expect results but take no responsibility for your actions. In the evening over a few tuskers blame the...

Wajinga wanaendelea kuerevuka. Punda amechoka.

Fire the Base.

Now here's a man who knows what he's talking about!..

Entomopathogens. Like I said, I don't know the first thing about anything. Kikikikkkk....

I'm only a humble lorry driver and I don't know the first thing about anything. Lakini?, Hakuna venye our learned scientists can infect this rather slow moving swarms with a communicable insect disease zimalizane?

So you think that that woman is happy wherever she is? She might look happy living in luxury and the comforts that money can buy but she probably has to take a cocktail of medication every night just to get some sleep. Wanawake sampuli hii are undercover alcoholics and when you look closely...

You shouldn't live your life expecting anything in return for taking care of your responsibilities. Your children and the children you adopt if you marry a single mother are your responsibility and they deserve nothing but the best. If they and their mother decide to abandon you when you need...

Most people here cunt relate. But I remember the hekaya..... Kikikikkkk...

@Cortedivoire jipe shuguli nugu hii.

A horny Catholic priest is driving one of the nuns to church and every time he changes gears he "accidentally" rubs the nun's legs and thighs. The nun keeps her cool until they arrive and just as she closes the car door she tells the priest. " Please read Matthew 7: 7 as soon as possible,it's...

Weka rink OR this is number one on your bucket list.