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How idle do you have to be to make time in your day to stand in line waiting to see the body of Moi? And if you're young and unemployed it's probably because of the damage inflicted on the Kenyan economy by Moi and his cronies. Effects of which we shall continue to feel for at least two more...

Mental health issues. I'm sure if he showed up at his country's Embassy in Kenya he would get whatever help he needs as a matter of urgency lakini n'go!... Others are trying to prove a point or have an agenda known only to them. Either way, apambane na Hali yake.

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Nitatuma Davy. Hii mwaka nikikuja lazima tuonane.

Hauwezi niambia ati hujawai vaa suruali mbili ama kuweka kitabu inside the back of your shirts to cushion the pain from caning. In primary school I had a special pair of jeans shorts nilkuwa navaa under my uniform mwalimu akinichapa siskii kitu. Anyway, explaining a joke is like having a condom...

Why did the Luhyia man wear two pairs of trousers to work? Because he was running late!... Kikikikkkk!!.... Kikikikkkk!!!!!!....,

@mathice, chunga usichelewe kazi na ukiendelea kunitaja taja ovyo ovyo nitatoa nyahunyo nikufunze tabia. Nyinyi waKenya you need some sense beaten into your thick skulls juu hamtumii akili.

Kikikikkkk....

The Peugeot 504 is a very reliable vehicle. Siwezi mind kulipa £3K @Cortedivoire , ebu kuja ufanye valuation hapa.

Political legend makende yangu. If this twat hadn't left office in 2002, I can guarantee you that you would be among the Africans who trek through the Sahara desert on their way to Libya looking to enter Europe. Moi is the founding father of everything wrong with the politics of Kenya today and...

Hii thread if it was a primary school composition ungepata full marks for grammar and zero points for plot. Ni kama sabuni kwa maji. You can feel it but it's almost impossible to grasp it. Mimi sijaelewa vile unasema.

Hakuna mtu anapenda mtu mweusi. Hata watu weusi hawapendi watu weusi!... But we there still.........

Kumbe pia wewe ulikuwa risk taker? I can't tell you how many times I had to walk home after umekula fare and then hiyo nyayo bus ikose kukuja! Ma3 without fare hiyo ni kama suicide mission.

The funniest one I remember from Mulu Mutisya is once when Moi was going to visit president Babaginda of Nigeria. Hapo airport he told him, Mtukufu rais ukifika Nigeria umsalimie Babaginda, Mamaginda, na Ginda mwenyewe!.... Kikikikkkk!!.....

If you're old enough, you will remember that Mulu Mutisya always referred to Moi as Hayati because he thought that it was part of the title. Kikikikkkk... Uliza @Meria ...

Wewe umetoka ubabini you must be sale watoi wa kuletwa shule na driver plus kuletewa hot lunch. If you grew up in Nairobi and had to catch a ma3 to school you had to learn financial management from a very early age.

Sad people. It's not my fault that I have a higher IQ than you! Kikikikkkk!....

Daf Iveco za nyayo bus zilikuwa poa juu ya mlango mbili. Kabla uingie unaangalia Mahali conductor Yuko una amua entrance. Every time akikaribia unashuka unaingia na the alternative door kama abiria mpya.if you're lucky your friends wanakuachia ticket. Ma3 ilikuwa tricky sana nilikuwa najifanya...

Kazi ni kucheza hide and seek na conductor mpaka ufike home....

Lest we forget.