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I think it's fair to say that he came and went. You can't ask for a better way to go really.....

Si kwa ubaya but why would you want a wall to wall carpet in Kenya? Hizi vitu wazungu huweka not for aesthetic reasons but for insulation juu ya njeve. Not to mention that they are not good if you're prone to dust allergies na kama hupendi those unseen creepy crawlies. Alafu after a while it...

Life is a risk and just like with any investment you have to expect the worst. But you can't go through life denying yourself happiness in the name of being cautious. For every ten women who might dump you after educating or taking them majuu, there are two who won't. The risk is huge but the...

A few more details wouldn't go amiss.... Ohh... And a complimentary picture of any part of your anatomy if only to help us to fully absorb this tantalising adventure.

What do you call couples who use the withdrawal method as a form of contraceptive? Parents. Kikikikkkk!!....

I choose to believe in a living God. It makes more sense.

Najua dereva ni mlevi in chief lakini sijui the couple in the back seat. Thanks for the history lessons you provide each week. I always leave feeling more educated.

The beginning of Wisdom right here. And someone will tell you that there is no God.

As far as I'm concerned, life with no nyama and alcohol is not worth living. And who wants to live to be 95 anyway? Kazi ni kushinda hospitali na kusumbua watu. If I live to see my youngest child hit 18, I'm ready to check out! .... which leaves me around ten years to hit as much poosy as...

I was looking for that song forever and it's nice to listen to it's real meaning although I still don't get all the words. Translation please!.. That kipindi had Mzee Mombasa, mama Kerekani, Kido and Muhamdi mtoro among other characters. Do you remember a program called Usiniharakishe? Moi...

Gives a new meaning to Spit roasting... kikikikkkk

Young women in Kenya have done away with traffickers and middlemen and instead sell themselves for sex in bars and brothels!.. It's a fanny old world. Kikikikkkk....?

Katika ikulu ya Nairobi Mtukutu Rais alipokea hundi ya laki tano kutoka kwa shrika la LonRho Kenya bla bla bla.. Hitalufu ya mitambo itarekebishwa haraka iwezekanivyo. Ukumbi wa kiislamu Katika kanisa la AIC Kabarak, Hayati mzee Moi aliagwa kwa mara ya mwisho baada ya kuiaga dunia wiki moja...

Nyap Senye Maku Nunu

Typical Chelsea FC supporter. Cold and spineless.

You know what they say about great minds...... Kikikikkkk...

A million ways to die. #1,000,001 - Collide head-on with an elephant.

You have to wonder if this death is suspicious considering that she was a witness. I cannot imagine any pain worse than losing a child. And under these circumstances........ ???? May God give this woman strength and peace to get through this.

You could learn to make yoghurt from YouTube videos. Lakini a Kenyan would rather stand in a queue all day to view Moi's body than spend time educating themselves on how to live off grid in these hard economic times created by dead and living presidents.

Ida looks like she's about to burst out laughing. Alafu mbona her focus iko kwenye sehemu nyeti ya Mtukutu rais? Huyu jamaa amekufa aje bila kurudisha Mali ya umma?