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Ata Mimi hujiuliza hivo every time I see this cunt.

Apparently the people of Kegati are just shocked that he didn't join them for a threesome!.. Kikikikkkk....

Ebola meets Corona.

Joke of the day.

Never underestimate their intelligence. Plus all those conversations you have on the phone while they're sitting next to you pretending to be oblivious. My little boy knew everyone's phone password akiwa two and a half. He would be sat next to you unaweka password kumbe kanaangalia. The next...

Hapo umenena. Like a drug, you know that they're not good for you but at the same time you can't say no to them. I've had one for over twenty years and I just spoke to her five minutes ago. I am seriously considering wifing her kama mbaya ni mbaya. It's taken me this long to know that she is my...

PRISS!!....

I reckon that anyone aged 30 and above has one that got away! They are the ones that you can never shake off even after you get married or move on. They were so perfect in so many ways but you still broke up with them. You missed them then, and you still miss them now. You can't go a little...

We've all done it. Sticking your mjulubeng in a calf's mouth inyonye. Some may argue it's the best blow job they have ever had. Just make sure the sacrificial calf has no teeth otherwise you might end up being the kulwad .... kikikikkkk.....

I noticed that people in Kenya have their headlights on full beam so it's normal but elsewhere it's frowned upon so the technique of tilting the rear view mirror is only used to remind the driver behind you to adjust their lights to normal beam in case they're coming from a badly lit area...

Unaskia joto ata kukiwa na @upepo ?

This country has really gone to the dogs. What will they do next? : ..... Penalize women for carrying milk in their tits? Batunyarire gaki!....

At least nobody died. The day the government starts to value Kenyans as a resource not a liability, they will do something about educating and enforcing traffic laws.

But Uhuru didn't press charges or make a complaint. Labda this mlevi had prior convictions and/ or a history of insulting and threatening people when drunk. And I'm not talking about Uhuru Kenyatta. Kikikikkkk......

70% of pokos in the UK are Romanians. Wameharibu bei kabisa and there is no limit to what they will do in the bedroom if you pay for it. Rafiki yangu alienda brothel ingine local on their website wanajichocha ati ukinyonywa mbo ukose kumwaga in two minutes haulipi! My friend akajitia hamwagangi...

There's no need to panic, only three out of a hundred people over the age of 55 are dying from this virus. Keep calm and wash your hands. Mimi siogopi kifo. I actually embrace death and the sooner the better juu it's inevitable. I think I've done all I wanted to do in life and if Corona virus...

Nilipata D in physics so I wouldn't know anything about focal points, concave and convex mirrors. I spend a lot of time driving at night and I know for a fact that if you tilt your rear view mirror it reflects all the light in the face of the driver behind you.

You can achieve the same by simply lifting your rear view mirror upwards by about an inch. Don't tilt it sideways just up. The driver behind you gets a full reflection of his own lights. Jaribu ukuje uniambie.

Did you see their share price rocket in the last few days? Kitaeleweka.