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Ukweli but Racism is in your head. Kama wewe ni mtu wa victim mentality,utashinda hapo ukilia racism instead of adapting and being clever about how to overcome and even use it to your advantage. Hii dunia owes you nothing,you have to fight for anything you want.

Hii story naingoja pale Investigative Discovery under 'Fatal Vows' ama 'Who did I marry?' .. He's most probably done it before and got away with it.

#1001. Marry a sue - happy French man with compensation on his mind one year after meeting him online. This Ugandan feminist obviously didn't watch a lot of Crime 'dochumentares' on Discovery channel. Accident makei yangu....

On the list of things that turn me off a woman, tattoos rank higher than bad breath, bad weaves, long nails, bad character, gripless watery nyap, body odour and an opinionated loud mouth. Infact the only thing worse than a woman with tattoos is a woman who can't cook and clean.

Have you seen the new movie called Constipation?... Apparently it's not out yet!.. Kikikikkkk.... Joke of the day!

Painful truth is that only a woman is incapable of realising that missing a junction is not the end of the world. Take the next junction and drive back! I see it every day in my work. Drivers like these should be strangled, resuscitated and then strangled again.

Ongeza mahewa....

Nothing like cold pizza from the night before for breakfast.

You are wrong on this one my friend. The buck stops with him as the president and those gestures of generousity most probably paid for from our tax money should have ended with the founding father of corruption and impunity the late Moi. We are tired of being patronised by people who should be...

Willing buyer Willing seller. Leave them to it.

That's what they all say in the beginning.... Haki @Nefertities iko vile Mimi hujua we could be good together. Something about you....

Sasa sweets!.. Haki wewe ni kama Corona: every time I see you Mimi hupandwa na temperature and I get so excited nashindwa ata kupumua.....

Going back to boarding school after December holidays one day in the Nineties, nimejiseti back bench in a ma3 inaendelea kujazwa mos mos because it was in the afternoon. As soon as imejaa all seats, jamaa akaingia akaanza kulipisha. It was a bit odd juu ata Safari haijaanza but haithuru...

And now some food for thought.... Any woman who says that they voted for Trump because he is against Abortion has had countless abortions and is a certified Kunguru. Abortion is the most regrettable sin a woman can commit in her life and I'm yet to meet a woman who doesn't regret and is...

And, the award for the Tallest Midget goes to!..... KENYA!!!!

They are the same people separated by time and distance. I can't tolerate Naijas full stop. One Naija is too many Naijas in my opinion.

This is my idea of heaven.

Yaani this guys are increasingly becoming a law unto themselves and it's like sirkali is unwilling to do anything to stem the anarchy kazi ni kuwabembeleza and rewarding them. Lakini in Greek we say - gutiri itathekagwo. 30 km is a very long distance to 'frog march' anyone.... Kikikikkkk...

Labda wanataka kutuambia what we knew all along - Nobody has ever been to the moon it was all kifumba macho.