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Waru chips!...

SIM sim mafuta...

MOS MOS MOS MOS Mama Milka!?...×2 Milka (bonyo...) ×2....

Sleeping with your babymomma(s) does not mean that you haven't moved on or that you still have feelings for them. It is a duty and responsibility. The fact that she (they) chose you to be the father of your children means that you are very special to her (them). It is therefore your duty to...

2020 has actually been very good if you're an introvert. No need to lie or make excuses to get out of social occasions/invitations... Kikikikkkk... I wouldn't mind another year of this kind of freedom. Bring on covid 20 and less unnecessary interactions with other annoying human beings.

4 more years of Donald trump would have turned America into a total shithole third world country.

You're welcome sweetheart, stay cute!.. (Oh... and please finish the story)

Nimekmbia hapo Ealing Broadway and I am happy to reveal @Tiiga Waana ... (Drumroll....)

ATI ATIA?!!!........ Ma ya ngai @Tiiga Waana .. Ugacagaca nginya ugatendera?...

Best served with carrots, roasted meat and gravy. Gravy is a must.

Is this a true story or are they just KIDDING?!.. kikikikkkk........

Time is ripe for a Mature conversation about the age of consent. A d especially the double standards applied when the woman is the offender. Most boys from my generation lost their innocence to old mboches tukiwa 12 and 13 years old and nobody said anything. And we're told that girls mature...

It's @Nefertities . And I know what her answer was.... "Haki woiye si uwache tu tukuwe just friends, @Kabuda proposed with three pomogranates na nishakula woiye...."

Merry Christmas to you too buda.

Kumbe I'm not the only one who does that!... kikikikkkk..

Very true. In the same places, summer time kuna one to two weeks wanaenda bila Giza kuingia. Saa sita usiku ka-solar kameshika unajaribu kuambia watoto waende wakalale hawaelewi... kikikikkkk

Otherwise called the Winter solstice is happening today. Yaani ndiyo kumekucha at around 08:30 asubuhi na by saa tisa na nusu in the afternoon it will be dark again. It's worse in Norway, Iceland,Russia, Finland etc.. huko the last time they saw the sun was probably in October na hawaioni mpaka...

Mtu mweusi hanaga bahati hii dunia. Sometimes I think that we are the descendants of the demons that were cast down by God and went on to sire giants.( The book of Enoch) We are the outsiders even in the Bible. We were slaves to the Israelites, the slaves to the Arabs, the slaves to the wazungus...

Even worse. Cameroonians ile ushamba wanakuaga nayo is astounding. Funny enough they are very academic but ujnga ya kuzaliwa always comes through ukiongea with any of them.

Go ahead and build an immigration office along the bridge and issue the wildebeests with visas after testing them for covid 19 while you're at it. Miraa always brings out the genius in all of us.