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Wacha waana priss... There is not enough time in my life for me to run a second handle. Here is the lady that @Field Marshal is engaging with..

I like the way they already assume that the whistleblower will be a female!... Kikikikkkk.. But let's face it, only ex girlfriends and ex wives know your financial situation. Wanaume, think twice before you cheat on her or break up with her, it might be the worst financial decision you make.

Ruto: My friends!, Mnajua hii pia inaitwa flask?..... ....hii kweli inabeba chai ndugu zangu?!....

He has shown folly by wearing yellow socks and khaki pants in an attempt to copy the fashion sense of the English landed gentry. Kitu amekosa tu ni hii tweed jacket. Hawa watu mtawacha watuchekelee mpaka lini jameni?

Jaromi - very sexy

Daily Mail: Mystery surrounds content of broken thermos as Tribal war looms in this poverty ravaged banana republic. MMNN: Raira didn't break the frask, it wasn't even tea, it was shan'gaa hidden in the frask for Uhuru to open the lock. Kirinyaga OCPD Ngari Njeke is investigating.

Why is everyone assuming that the man was fucking the cow in the vagina? According to the police statement, the guy could have been getting a blow job from a toothless new born calf which has been common practice among young boys since the invention of zero grazing.

Wewe pepea wacha ukatapwe..... Sheng yangu iko fiti kama ng'och.

Sometimes on a snowy, cold and dark Friday evening, I miss the chaos of life in Nairobi. Leo nimenyaka nyagu mguu moja na six pack ya pombe hoping to have some nyamchom (oven style) ati juu ni furahiday, Diamond platnumz and Mbosso madebe in the background Niko mancave solo and then I look at...

I'll show you more than my STIFF upper lip but you have to go first!.. kikikikkkk...

I'm in!.. I've even taken a 'dik-pik' ready to post but I need you to start first. Listers are a funny lot, they only follow, they never take the lead in such a great project ona the direction this conversation is taking already.... Anyway,ikira mbica utige waana.

Huyu mama kleptomaniac ameiba billions ngapi leo? And Kenyans will vote for her and others like her again alafu they spend the next five years bitching about serikali....

Long term alcohol abuse causes erectile dysfunction. Erectile dysfunction causes embarrassment and lack of confidence. Dependency on Viagra and other unscrupulous tablets exposes you to heart disease and finally a heart attack. Solution: Avoid alcohol abuse.

Chakula ya January hii. Pesa ya nyama imeenda na school fees sasa kazi ni kujifanya ati uko on a new year resolution ya 'protein and carbohydrates free meals'. Kumbe ni msoto..... Kikikikkkk..

But I'm sure if Ntalami and her girlfriend had a leaked sextape you would be willing to partake in ogling it or even using it to rub off an ejaculation off your old member. Or be it in the privacy of your bedroom. The complexity of the fundamental make up of our human bodies means that like...

Kikikikkkk.... Yaani Museveni couldn't figure out what homosexuals do mpaka aambiwe recently.... Kikikikkkk I'm sure if he saw two lesbians at it he wouldn't think that it was so terrible ,ndume mbili zikidinyana mkia is what seems to disgust most holier than thou hypocrites like him. This...

Masalaaala!..... RIP Grammar.

Sasa sweets!.. I have a feeling that this is the year when I finally get to meet you and make you a mother. I saw it in a dream.

Bondo Nurses Welfare Association ( BONDWA) denied any conflict of interests insisting that they hoped to have two more hearses by the end of the year. If there was no demand for the hearses, they would create it.

Aria Mari matu maigue. Enough said! Uhuru Kenyatta is the second best president Kenya has had since Kibaki. But myopic Kenyans are too blind to see.