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So much for a romantic bath..Saficheni masho.. Kikikikkkk...

I once Tried to have a wee against the car in -13 degrees Celsius temperature juu we had been stuck in traffic and no word of a lie... Hiyo mkojo ilikuwa inagonga ground ikiwa ice cubes!.. Cheki maneno..

The double or single is in the concentration Not the quantity. It's like ordering a double shot vodka vs. a single shot vodka plus coke and ice.

Apana.

Najua watakuja hapa mbio. Usiwache waingie kama hawana vaccine passport tafadhali. The last thing we need here ni kuambukizwa ujinga na siasa za Trump.

Mkuu wa mkoa wa kaskazini. Enyewe, nothing lasts forever it's just for a while....

Meria Mata, you require thate. That's all I remember..... Kikikikkkk..

Wewe unafanya nini huku?.... Umejileta ama umetumwo ?.. Nice to see you again bro. Keti hapo nikuletee mask na thanitaitha.

Hiyo sijui it was in the Isuzu lorries za mawe and the nyayo buses pekee when I was growing up, definitely airbrakes and you have to release the build up of air pressure.

It's airbrakes not the exhaust system. It was new technology then Kwanza kwa mteremko... Kikikikkkk..

Day made!.. Kikikikkkk....

I'm sorry @Tiiga Waana can not talk right now, she has something in her mouth. I will tell her to call you back as soon as she swallows......

I haven't got the foggiest when Thatched house is reopening but that's besides the point. If we don't work hard you call us lazy drunks and dump us for Naijas. If we work hard you leave us citing lack of attention and romance. Romance tugutherukia turie kana tuikie ikumbi?.. Nansens!... Conoka...

Ati riri muiritu wa Katarina. Ngukuria ati riri?.. Ni athuri gutari guku England ni kio wahutata wathie mbocoini?.... Hikia @Field Marshal (fiud macho - nyeri accent kikikikkkk) na umwire ati riri... Ona England ri, nikuri ciumbani!...

Kulingana na ushahidi uliyoletwa mbele ya koti hii inaonekana kama kwamba Edith ako na mastaka ya kujibu....

That's how all new radio stations are launched everywhere in the world. Advertisers and sponsors only come in when they see good audience numbers. Ni kama opening a new bar, lazima you launch na waitress wasupuu to bring in the men otherwise ata ma- luch hawatakuja.

Hii ni Bending and Entering siyo breaking and entering.

Badala ya acknowledging the small positive changes, waKenya ni wale wale tu.. kazi ni kulia Lia kama kuku ikitaka kutaga mayai. Progress is a slow process and it has to start in the CBD. And to think it's the same Kenyans who will throw rubbish out of a ma3 window without a second thought...

That's not fair. We are all beautiful in someone else's eyes and I actually go for women who look like this. Character before looks, confidence and respect more attractive than artificial fake personality. Women who look like @Tiiga Waana also know how to cook very nice chapos.