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Hiyo ni ule ūmang'aa watu husema ya kutumia choo vibaya! Ama kutembea ukiharibu hewa bila Soni mbele ya watu. It just exposes an idiot for what he is.

Onea jamaa huruma banae! Darwin is very opposed to his survival, lakini inakaa his genes must survive natural selection. Some of those guys turn out to be very bright. Mtu anakua na akili mingi mpaka inachokesha kichwa yake.

Mtajua hamjui! Mkumbwa Alisema mlipe uchuhuda yake...

Ndiyo imefika? 😂😂😂

Take it easy 😂

Lakini boss tumezika evidence mingi ya those drinking days! You must know boss 😢

Do government to government contracts have confidential clauses? Is it possible that some parts of the deal would be kept secret for security, strategic or financial reasons? Why did our courts of law find those contracts valid? Why did the new government find it wise to maintain the same...

Hiyo Cantata ilikuwa fujo sana. Alafu uulize mwarimo juu ya Rumlika 😁.

@Meria alikua kazi ni kuuza mikate Kwa hall. Alafu jioni anaenda kunyua miti ni dawa, toivo ama Cham. If he had money, he would drink Kibuku Sorghum Sake. Then he would go near any SCR (Senior Common Room) and shout. "Wewe @Mwalimu-G uliniangusha ... Ukanipatia thufu. Niī ma ya Ngai, hic...

Nimevaa helmet and I'm now digging a handaki!

I still believe that nationalizing KQ and merging it with Kenya Airports Authority is still the best option. Quatar, Ethiopia and Rwanda have done it. KQ brings a lot of business to JKIA, which also brings a lot of casual visitors and tourists. If we let KQ fall, we will have a lot of jobless...

Uliskia wapi wanauza Cham baridi? That's even an oxymoron. Uliza jipakash aende pale Kwa mama pima, a tack in trousers Kwa socks and secured with a string(very important step). Alafu ameze mbili Moto Moto na akimbie haraka before it takes effect. Japakash apana tambua Cham baridi! He hates...

@mzeiya jengea hii kijana Kube(Simba) iwache kusumbua

Sema you haven't changed company. Marafiki ni wale wale 😁

Mimi ni mkenya and I know we have a lot of thieves. Next!

Shouldn't it be informed opinion?

Don't let facts or lack of them get in the way of a juicy fat story. Cc @Aviator

Hapa ni Darwin selection boss.

This is a great song. It's about a young man called 'Polo'. Polo is Lingala for Paul. He came across some money and as usuall, he got lost in Kinshasa in luxury(bilengi) and 'basi'. Basi is plural for 'Mwasi', a girl. He is warned that he will die soon. Enjoy!

I'm no longer that young college student I was then. I have seen too much of human folly and greed to believe in any of the ideals I had then. I'm more sceptical now. I have seen too much war and destruction.