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Sure @Kuda cores. kenyanlist’s security and serenity is being breached and infiltrated. @Meria, do you guys vet people for past criminal behaviours, criminal tendencies and proclivities? Do you ask for certificates of good exemplary conduct from DCI as a prerequisite of joining?

In other words, her names betrays her? (Kalonzo Musyoki)

I am afraid he is no longer keen or interested. On my part I do not want to be left on the shelf for ever. Kaii ngugitura riko?

Maybe...maybe. The elephant in the room will be utawezana Mjama?

With all those herbs, marination and steaming, that crocodile must be tasting more succulent and delicious than sex! Just imagine huyu akiamua kugawia kiyana slices. Atamwaga mpaka bone marrow.

Oh Dear...That’s a very serious and almost always terminal malady @Aviator. Have you addressed to the full your probate matters? Have you seen and talked to @Liberty for your Extreme Unction? You might also need to organise for Listers to come and see you for the last time. Fare thee...

I have had to leave my lessons and dash to bathroom to cry my eyes dry. I had so much hope in our union and future together that this kind of talk from you is breaking my heart and driving me insane. I can’t for the life of me understand why you are suddenly going legalistic on matters of the...

It’s been a few days since I last heard from you Dearest. It is very frustrating since you have never been this silent for this long since the commencement of our whirlwind romance. Needless to remind you or anybody else for that matter, our tender and fragile love-at-first-sight needs much...

@bigDog, Kwa hiyo umati hakuna aliye codomize...sorry face-masked.

Simply because some folks are very judgemental. They lack a sense of humour and thinks you are condescending when you as much as laugh at any antics.. Nice to see you appreciate and condone jocosity. By the way, do Kabonokias have religious regalia as is common with religious organisations?

Really weird lot. Every progressive thing is taboo. Found more here:https://countyreview.co.ke/kabonokia-sect-shuns-census/

@Mwalimu-G, No I hadn’t seen it. Thanks a bunch. Gives me some good literature review to begin with. Asante Sana.

Thank you @It's Me Scumbag. Call me shallow and stupid or even insensitive but I can’t help laughing at imagining someone pronouncing the name in Embu dialect. Especially if they are shouting the name, for goodness sakes. Their theology is also wierd and funny in this day and age. Would you agree?

@Mwalimu-G, Am intrigued by the creed, liturgy and traditions of this church which has a big following at your neck of the woods: https://nation.africa/kenya/counties/tharaka-nithi-/trouble-for-kabonokia-adherents-who-quit-school-over-masks-3286208 Might you be in a position to shed some light...

Naughty naughty @Kabuda. You wish! I belong to another. Already taken Mate. Sooner than later I will be officially known as Madame @Field Marshal.

Funny you say this @Field Marshal. I had a close shave last week with 2 ogas. Very funny lot. Will tell you all about it once I finish my online classes and homework. Don’t worry though bae as I didn’t give in as I am saving myself for you.

It is tragic that people continue to lose their lives needlessly on the roads. What makes it even sadder is the fact that Kenyans seems to view these accidents as inevitable. They also, like in your statements above, analyse cases wrongly and in a very subjective way. In this particular case...

@Kabuda, As you English blokes are fond of saying, “love knows no bounds”. @Field Marshal makes me very happy and valued and this makes him very irresistible. He is also soft spoken as you are aware and has a kind word for everybody that comes his way. Thanks for being happy for us and wishing...

There is no way you can squeeze me into the legendary box @Aviator. My mind is made up. What you are saying is heretic as far as I am concerned and insulting and disrespectful to @Field Marshal. I am sure he won’t like this and will be very furious with your guts. wacha nitoke hapa...

Apana. Sijakunyita. @Aviator. I have finally found the Love of my life in @Field Marshal. As far as I am concerned, it’s just me and @Field Marshal all the way. Do bear in mind as well that I am as straight as a Roman Road. No room for alternative sexual lifestyles @Aviator. Sorry if you had...