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Iko wapi hata mimi nicheke @Pamba 1 please?

Pointing fingers and apportioning blame is a very simplistic way of understanding and dealing with such a complex problem. Hard questions need to be asked to both men and women if we are to get ourselves out of this muddle. For starters, why is it these things are only happening to men who are...

Why now @Field Marshal? What might I have done to upset you My Dearest? Kindly let me into your confidence in this matter so that I may hastily make it right.

With a hand on my heart, I promise @Aviator. Though I must put you on notice this early that there is no knowing what a combination of beer, naughty talks, male company and Firirinda might bring about. Allow me therefore to give no guarantees at this juncture.

Hi @emali. Hope you don’t mind my nosing. Kwani umeoa kwa Irish? Hao ndio wanakunyuanga ta kwaga bata.

Given that I am by kenyanlist pecking order an Elder Lister, could I accompany you for the ngurario? I promise to be in my best behaviour and to avoid drinking too much and dancing drunkenly with all and sundry.

Fixed!!

And here I was @Gio thinking that you Guys don’t want nothing to do with singo mathas other than hitting and nutting it and immediately doing a sprint to Karura Forest? Pray tell then, why would you be interested in the mechanics of singo mathas ruracio?

Hi @Aviator. Can we focus and concentrate our attention to the topic at hand please? I can bet that you most likely have given mburi na harika and a myriad of other requisites already. Is that a fair statement? Wacha kumislead wengine.

Differentiate between a “token” and an obligation. The difference is very important.

Clever Girl right there! Well done and keep it up. A man shouldn’t expect to keep enjoying the slices, the cooking, the caring, the company and the birthing of his progeny - and all for nothing. Universe doesn’t work like that. There is simply nothing for nothing. One of the reasons that...

I sincerely hope that your arguments here are primarily to amuse and entertain and do not in any way reflect your modus operandi @Ngimanene na Muchere in real life. This is because if that’s the way you operate in life you would come across as very petty and trivial indeed. Please take this in...

Or in any other setting.

@Field Marshal, I very much doubt your sentiments. There are certain crimes where intention (mens rea/criminal mind) doesn’t have to be proven or established. The fact that an act was done (conduct) is sufficient to prove guilt. If you touch a female on her bust or any other sexual region, it...

These people....

Sometimes you decide to capitulate, cow down and live to fight another day. In this Guy’s case it is understandable because for one, the bazaar people were working in cahoots with bent copers to defraud people. If you are a model citizen who believe in the rule of law and don’t want to take...

I remember reading somewhere not so long ago how a Guy was intimated, threatened with physical violence and even followed around when he went to ask those bazaar guys for the money that they owed him after selling his motor. Apparently when he went to report to Police he was politely advised by...

Ooh Bae why would you think or even contemplate such? Siwezi kukutupa kamwe. Be so assured.

@Mwalimu-G, Would you agree that certain cultural practices are retrogressive? That they bring more harm than good? That there is no place for them in modern society?

Kwanza hizo ventilators sio mchezo kama vile tumeona huku. Ukifikia kuwekewa ventilator chances za kunyuria are very very high. By that time Covid imeingia ndani, ndani, ndaniiii!