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Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Is that a Bondage dog’s collar on the man? Where is this world going to Mates?

@Pamba 1, Do you mean to tell me that the assaulted Police Officer couldn’t have radioed to request reinforcements and support instead of endangering his life in a risky chase involving a clearly drunk and demented individual? There is no point whatsoever endangering one’s life and limb...

Haki ya Mungu hawa watu hawana huruma. These people have decided to make money at the backs of the poor and the vulnerable. It’s funny that Kenya is going the way of super-strong beers while the rest of the world is up in arms fighting and doing everything possible to discourage it after...

What are the penalties for this kind of offence? Who has the sentencing guidelines for such a crime? What are the maximum and minimum sentences @Pamba 1? Till we know this we can’t tell whether the deal here is underboard. The Guy gave a guilty plea at the first instance and opportunity...

I think what we should all be wondering is what to call the relationship the child will have with the father - is it Son, Brother-in-law, or Son-in-law?

Specifically ingokho and ukali.

Talk of “buy one get one free”! On a serious note can he keep both the chick and the hen? What does the Luhya Culture and Traditions prescribe? We Greeks cunt relate to this as our traditions sternly prohibits Mother-in-laws occupying or cohabiting same house with Son-in-laws. I have noticed...

Yaani Community Based Organisation members wanakuza ya kuvuruta?

Sio ujinga. Mmmhhh...Those are his true colours. Sometimes it takes such pressure to really know somebody’s real character.

You now need to urgently and diligently research on how to address this problem. Put as much enthusiasm into finding a panacea for this problem as you did on the matter of odour. Otherwise we can’t have us not enjoying nookie to our fill due to frigidity.

@Field Marshal, What do you have to say in your defence Sir?

Are you insinuating that I might after all not be so safe in our “hacienda” as I have been regularly assured, and might actually end up servicing a maasai moran as opposed to my one and only Bae?

Acknowledging wrong doing is good but must always be accompanied by accepting retribution and readily paying it.

@Ubongo, Si hii ndiyo inanjulikana kama “kifo cha mende?” NB: asking for a close friend😏😏

Minor misdemeanours like traffic offences mentioned in the original thread should be cited. You get a ticket and the accompanying paperwork from the Officer on when and which Court to appear or how much penalty or fine to pay. That way, one needs not go to a Police Station or be Processed for...

Very easy @kibinda nkoye1. Insist that they take you to the Police Station. In other words do not resist arrest and do not bribe to be let off. If the arrest is not legal because they do not have authority or locus stadi to do so, they won’t take you to any Police Station as they will be...

Ni kwa Kanisa @Ramiran.

Oh Dear..Oh Dear @Karma_mama, What shall we do with these our long distance romances? And to crown the matter worse, our beloved KQ is MIA. Even when somebody feels horny and titillated for mjuolos, they have to keep calm and carry on regardless. Haki hii maisha Banae.

Daredevil @Aviator, Si ukunje ufanye haya maneno hapa Thomson Falls tukutambue Banae. And please remember to invite us all to be eyewitnesses as you defy the law of gravity and displacement.