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Are you, sincerely and for sure contradicting your god-chosen leader JSKS that these were “abnormal floods even causing havoc in Germany, India, Burundi and Tanzania and that we shouldn’t moan as we are not the only ones?” Won’t Kenya Kwisha be mad and pissed off with you contradicting their...

Many Kenyans are cheering this but unbeknownst to them JSKS got us just where he wanted. Despite the millions lost in this scandal, no one will ever be held accountable as the impeachment draws a line as far as this matter goes. Many hasoras will have to nurse their agrarian pursuits losses...

Our tugegeist MPs dread falling foul of JSKS. They deliberately and without shame absent themselves from any actions which could be construed as an affront to zakayo.

Why are these big-mouths talking of Tanzania, Burundi, German, India etc etc? Did we elect them to hold brief for Tanzania, India and Germany or to represent us and solve our Kenyan problems? Telling people how other countries are facing floods is not going to give them roofs over their heads...

JSKS has categorically told Kenyans not to expect any Governmental interventions with the floods. In a speech almost reminiscent of “sasa mnataka nifanye nini?”, Ruto has told Kenyans to stop complaining and moaning as they are not the only one facing floods. Other countries like Arabs are not...

Chief Government Advisor has this to say:

Neither does he own Kenya except in the minds of Kenya Kwishans who hold him as a god.

Mumbo jumbo abracadabra incantations to bamboozle the fickle.

Despite the overt ineptitude, embezzlement and thievery of Kenya Kwisha, many Kenyans still stubbornly hold a candle for JSKS and his fixing the handchieth. That being the case, I have decided that come 2027 I will be first on line to vote in JSKS to finish the journey of dismantling our hard...

Never ever waste an erection.

https://www.aljazeera.com/news/2023/4/14/is-zimbabwes-president-mnangagwa-behind-gold-smuggling

I do sincerely hope that you are joking here and not serious at all. Reason being common sense dictates that the President and his CS use their common senses to evaluate the current weather conditions to make prudent and timely decisions. How on earth does a whole President fail to give...

Hata yule mlevi with all his jameson hakuwahi fanya blunder kiasi hii. This is a first Wadau.

Fixing the handchieth takes time. Let us all be patient with the President.

I would actually say that majority of pastors are scammers.

Received. Over and Out. Over.

This is the progress attained by fixing the handchieth. Hata kuna mwingineko amejifunguliako mahakamani. If they were Greeks mtoto angeitwako Kiama.

Could you please kindly @Mwalimu-G rephrase your statement as to read “credible rumours have it that …….” This is for the interest of those of us who are not privy to the gossips on the streets please.

Waaria ta athuri atatu aa kiama. You continue in this trajectory and we will be friends for life. I swear. Kwanza saa hii wacha nikutafutie life membership ya Azimio la Umoja free of charge.

In the past I have been accused of being legalese and writing too many words. I will try my best to be concise and precise on this response about Medics strike. If I promised you a bonk when I come over for my Summer break, you would surely expect my knickers to drop down when we meet. If I...