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I hope I don’t come across as ditzy or blonde but I would like to know the tallies or resolutions of yesterday’s civic exercise please.

Tuli wawoun lakini it all fell on deaf ears. Folks kept insisting huyu ni mcha Mungu hana ukabila anaenda church every Sunday. Jamaa aka entice tugege with “Mwathani agocwe….” The rest is history. Even as we speak his tribesmen want to extend his reign to 2 terms of @7 years. Hasora tawala….

Imfikie Jambazi.

Thought you were one of them. Or might you, as constantly and widely rumoured, be one of us?

Did I read right that there may be a public participation exercise afoot as concerns Gachagua’s impending impeachment? If this is true, Gachagua’s jaw must be on the floor and his heart throbbing and soaring right up there with the eagles It is dead easy to nitpick procedural and substantial...

According to the little bird and as a matter of fact the word on the grapvine, the Germans got feed up by the letter headed letters from the office of the president, ministry of sports, ministry of transportation and other kalenjin PSs ordering them to grant visas to unqualified kalenjin youths...

Do you by any chance means cider? Only then would your statement make sense.

Traitors with their semantics! We are not boarding….

Na pesa ya gugula…gugula wakiwa na Adanis itatoka wavi? He must demonise nhif so as to facilitate this sh*gging without lubricant.

Kufa Driver kufa Makanga. Gutiri muici na mucuthiriria. Gutiri wa nda na mugungo. Mwaga ugali nimwage mboga.

A rabbit in the headlights!

Jambazi is not in the mood of respecting the 2027 vote just as he is not obeying judicial decisions in Court Orders. He is determined to hang on and cling to power by whichever means necessary. He believes, as tugeges told him incessantly, that he is the Anointed One - “ni God maze si uchawi”...

By the time Jambazi is finished in 2022 (2027 is a shoo-in), Kenya will have regressed to pre-Kibaki’s last years of Nyayo era.

Clutching at straws Banae.

The irony of this life. Gachagua is the founder of mchele na nyama club. In a few hours time, he will be shoved out of the establishment screaming, cursing and kicking. The Sergeant-at-arms being cognizant of Gachagua’s intransigent and stubborn streak has arranged for more security...

Civil Servants and County Officers learning and emulating the flying and lying leader.

Not one single thing has this Government ever done right. Not One. Hasla Fund, G2G, JKIA Generators, Geothermal, Kentraco, Affordable housing, University Funding, Shif……(add yours here). Na eti hawalewi. Ni watu wa chai.

Ol’ slash and burn agriculture.

Kenya Kwisha is fixing the handchieth. Watu waache machungu.

Dynasty mbaya! Hasora tawala!