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Thought the lion as depicted on the background is the greatest warrior on earth. The naked truth is that Jambazi only worry about his cut on Adani’s Shaf, Kentrico, JKIA cuts etc etc. A cowardly and fearful ruto Worrier is miles away from a brave and confident Warrior.

By the time Jambazi is done circa 2036 (7 year terms will be railroaded just like the impeachment and the Adanis), Kenya will be like Moi University - Jambazi and his kalenjin kinsmen and a few loyalist tugeges will have eaten through everything.

Paying for liberty with just a shag? Not a bad deal at all considering that many have paid the ultimate price for freedom and liberty!

Wrong on all counts. What’s the point of Accident Investigators? Last time I checked they were not the casualties, victims or the bystanders Are you sure you are ok?

Bingo! Kenyans think that Health and Safety Protocols are an option to be followed at one’s volition. That size and magnitude of vehicle load requires, at the risky and black spot stretches, a guide vehicle and a rear guard vehicle. But hujui Kenyans. We cut corners anywhere we can get away...

If I was Gachagua I would, as a matter of urgency and to showing the middle finger to you-know-who, organise a homecoming muchere, nyama and fanta feast at Hiriga. After all this would be the fulfilment of his prophecy that when he gets back the money frozen as proceeds of crime by one Ohuru he...

Ndugu toa ushuhunda tafadhali.

That Driver had one job and one job only but still managed to screw it up big time.

Kenyans can be a hypocritical lot. We were all clearly warned about the kind of leadership Kenya Kwisha would entail. The Church discounted and allayed those warnings and fears chiefly because of the brown envelopes Jambazi was pushing their way. They literately and figuratively sold us down the...

My grandpa and one of his brothers were komereras. I actually have an uncle by the odd name Komerera. Komereras were the lowest rank of the Kenya Freedom Fighters Brigade- Privates in today’s Army ranking. They used to live ordinary lives in the Village but gather intelligence on British Army...

Whilst Kenya Kwisha Mpigs want to decriminalise Conflict Of Interest to make it possible for them to do business with the Government and engage in insider trading shenanigans.

Only in Kenya does crime pay handsomely and securely.

Isn’t it amazing the zeal and determination that Kenya Kwisha has to collect tax money which they eat kamu kamu and buy expensive watches, shoes, flights and holidays? Verily verily I say unto thee… By the time Jambazi is finished ruling due to old age, Kenya will be but a distant memory.

The impeachment of Gachagua will in due course turn out to be a blessing in disguise in two main ways: a) After the feeding of the five thousand with mchele, nyama and fanta, most tugeges bestowed and attributed Jambazi with divine and mystical characteristics. They mistakenly believed that...

It pays hefty dividends to be a decent, kindhearted and mild mannered human being. Being bullish, aggressive and confrontational is far from virtuous and a sure way of creating enemies. I won’t be grieving or shedding any tears for Gachagua’s meteoric fall from grace even though he is a fellow...

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Apparently he had created the impression that he was going to angrily resign. That is why Jambazi did not stop or censor KBC and other networks from covering the event like he did during Gen Z demonstrations.

He contemptuously and derisively dismissed his antagonists. Mudavadi and Wetangula were shown to be greedy and stupid and not interested in the lives of Western voters. Kiunjuri was dismissed as useless and a loser who got NOTHING for his shares and Amazon Kingi as self serving.

Do not celebrate as yet Mate. There are plans afoot to appeal the ruling. The Judges will be greased as well as threatened and intimidated to make the proper judgement.

Here we are all over again.