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    Today's NONSENSE

    Kila mtu ako na version yake. Ata wewe hukosi T-shirt ingine iko na openings kama saba. This is the danger of creeping wear and tear. It happens so slowly we are never triggered to take action, and the slow change means we can adapt with very little adjustments. Sitasema yangu ni gani lakini...
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    Late Lunch - Proper Protein, Greens & Ugali Ratio

    Hiyo mush ongeza pieces zingine tatu. Hujafika age ya kuhesabu carbs. All hills should be flat for young fellows.
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    Herbalists - Can they save the day?

    Arrrgh! Kumbe dawa nangoja ni chai.
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    Herbalists - Can they save the day?

    Well villagers, I've been feeling a little down in the dumps lately, so I decided to seek some help from Mother Nature herself. I paid a visit to a wise old herbalist (not the resident herbalist) who peered into my aura and proclaimed that I needed a special elixir to boost my spirits. The...
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    Crazy Miraa Maniac

    Story za jaba. Kustabalize ndio kufanya nini?
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    in the headlines

    Sitasema kitu nilitaka kusema.
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    Detectives have recovered two firearms and over 470 rounds of ammunition of 9mm and 5.56 mm calibre,

    The gun is used to fire the bullets which are then smelted to make fake gold ingots. Inakaa walikosa kifuli mzuri. Wapi naweza pata mtu nim-con 10 millions alafu mnitafute?
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    Equity wamekunja mkia

    Banks are sensitive institutions. A small clamour can be the beginning of the end within days if not weeks. They did not anticipate the targeted fellow going public.
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    Equity wamekunja mkia

    Ile kitu najua, if you lose money in Equity, that is the end of the story. They will take you in circles forever pretending to conduct investigations. And it is almost impossible to sue them because they hold all the evidence you need to do so successfully.
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    Chinese spy balloon spotted in the Yues

    Fact: There is no international agreement governing how far a country's atmosphere extends vertically upwards. As such, action against foreign objects flying above a country's atmosphere can only be taken if they pose a threat to aircraft or objects on land. The reason the US is reluctant to...
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    This is Guka - AoB020220230

    Hata wewe uko kwa hiyo group iko kwa giza. Omba kadynasty akupe mwongozo.
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    Help find this FVZ

    Hapa ni kama kuangusha noti ya ngiri sokoni. Hii kitu iko job as we speak. 10 m zimekunywa maji.
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    This is Guka - AoB020220230

    The boy needs counseling before the trauma switches off his excitement centers for good.
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    This is Guka - AoB.01022023

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    A.O.B. Tuesday, 31rd January 2023

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    A Kenyan Jack Reacher (Womans will abandon you at first sign of trouble)

    Sielewi hii ni Nairobi gani. Lakini ni sawa.
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    @aviator- thread search

    Wekewa inbox.
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    This is Guka - AoB28012023

    This pair has seen lots of life, enough to write a history book. Victories, defeats, more victories, and all ups-and-downs you could imagine; it has seen it all. Looking at it, you would not tell it has known four presidents and one prime minister. You now have a chance to own this iconic piece...
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    Today's NONSEÑSE

    Always analyze everything in the background, including dressing, to determine whether it fits into the alleged location. I'd bet my favorite pair of shoes that I'm looking at Western Africa, perhaps Nigeria.
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