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I read somewhere that they signify a phallus ama kitukaio, just like the elon musk dick rocket and richard branson vagina rocket haviny lift off on the same time.....where am i even going with this....who nose.

Asante ya punda, mateke. Ona vile amejaza kiburi kwa mashavu

Old man have you been vaccinated? If you heard of of a story about a family yenye walisonga bibi na bwana na daughter inlaw huko area za kwenyu tu, jua naelewa kuhusu kusonga lakini me sioni vile nakamata hio chanjo. Kama mbaya mbaya , kwani ni kesho. We only live once.

Niaje. Bado me hukuom Danje kucheki mama wetu Irene

Im secretly in love wid Nef too

On that day I was playing near home, somewhere in leafy suburbs. We heard the blast and as the kipii i was ran towards the sound. Kumbe ilikuwa tu taoh. Nkt.

Merahood

Kwanza kama huna kakitu na huyo askari akufukuze utembelee huko mbali....machoss tu.

Wadau comb me about when the axe falls

Rosewood maybe?

Jabberation Saraday wadau. Stay warm fossils

Napita tu

Kafiriri firi iko hapo kando za red

A nyama deh ya mawingu ya juu juu kabisa a mbusi deh say dat

Nyam Nyammeration tings

To each his own :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:

Old man, remember that kamangu mujeshi i told you about? Today, he is hosting a house warming party. Mbusi na muratina na drums. Make youself useful and go there with stories of giant in exchange for ruhia and meat of burnt

Today is my bathday. All are invited in my man cave for some rootsy rootsy and sweet reggea tunes while we smoke on that good nyasore from keroka. AU5, Magdalene, Codeivore, Kush yule mnono na mayekeke will be honorary guests of the high table. Uwesmake will entertain us with stories of giants...