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    When it rains, it pours

    Sielewi mbona KRA wafunge biashara if they want taxes, lakini sijui kama sheria inakubalia KRA to do instigate bankruptcy and receiver management. On the flipside I know an insider who claims the lady ni mkora mbaya, haamini kulipa ushuru kabisa
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    Hasslers lives matters

    What do you mean hawana hatia, lack of enforcement of laws does not equate to lack of laws. Wanashikwa na vitu za ujinga, driving license and soon psv license, psv insurance, helmet, riding on walkways..... mafala hawakosi hatia
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    This is Guka - The Oracle Speaketh Again...

    2nd Major General amemeza pamba, hapa Russia ingawa wanashinda vita mapua has been properly bloodied
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    Sir Neo Roggi Branson

    I thought ni conman, huyu ni mwenda wazimu, but if thats his office, anajikaza
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    Sir Neo Roggi Branson

    Haya umelipa ukawa interviewed na citizen, si ukuwe umepanga uwongo itamezeka ujenge hustle yako. Sasa hawa......akili ni kombo kombo Na mbona newsrooms allow these guys into their studios, na bado wanashangaa mbona tunawatoka
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    kplce internet

    I have experienced this, jokers kabisa. The building already has cable connection, lakini ati the installed switch can only support 6 (or a no. I have forgotten) customers at a time, so I have to wait for someone to end their subscription. Then a year later wakapiga simu kuuliza if I'm still...
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    Breaking: The end is nigh

    :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: Ya home ama ya your duty station? Na kumbuka ukitueleza your gas goes a year
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    Nigerians will do anything even if its to fight in Ukraine

    The fuck, someone must be funding, no way mnaijo atawacha vita home aende vita ya inchi ingine
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    Businessman killed in broad daylight.

    this might be an invention
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    Investor na umia(Building Edition)

    Mongrel umesema wewe ni kijana ya Kanairo, apan tambua kiambu bundus Although hiyo area ya thogoto titles read dagoretti/thogoto, tho dagoretti is kanairo but Thogoto is Kiambu
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    Investor na umia(Building Edition)

    Not their mandate and shouldn't be. Engineering is too vast to have EBK do all manner of approvals Nope, thats a Kiambu approval no. format, the KKK bit followed by the no. the NCC bit sijui inamaanisha nini. Then border ya Nairobi runs along Kapenguria road, then along the highway to 87 then...
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    Investor na umia(Building Edition)

    wawawawawa. And people are brave, yaani unaingia kwa nyumba kama hiyo una take time ya kupiga picha
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    Investor na umia(Building Edition)

    :unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure::unsure: The foundation gave, superstructure looks intact. Nigger will be sued by the jirani mbaya sana, plot inaweza enda akisort damages Just shows Kiambu imeoza in terms of project approval and enforcement. But we are seeing changes, hizi ongoing collapse...
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    Malala, Khalwale clash During Kakamega Rally

    None will get it, wako chama mbaya
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    thought train doors can save him, so he spits in his face..

    Thats a satisfying ass whopping
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    Fundis in the house, whats your experience with stone coated Mabatis

    yes, trick ni ununue from trusted brands, avoid the cheap china imported brands. And get gauge 28 and below, 26 if you can afford, and ensure the delivered product is what was purchased. A micrometer screw gauge itasaidia wewe. Minimum roof pitch should be 15° or else water will pond
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    masaibu ya liqour business esp when it comes to cops

    Coz analipa the big sonko alot so he tells his foot soldiers wasionekana hapo
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    Accident Alert: Southern Bypass, Captured by Jakipash on Video

    Hebu waite "anus lickers" tuone kama idi admin ata jam ama ngima atasema we infringing on copyright
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