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  1. Field Marshal

    Dear Kikuyus......

    Njaruo, for the umpteenth and last time, you tingOD was not an option at that time. Don't make me regret joining you perennial losers and voting for him this year....
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    Dear Kikuyus......

    I am starting to have a very, very low opinion of the Uhuru presidency. It seems the country was on autopilot with every tinpot bureaucrat doing what they wanted. Siyo corruption, enforced disappearances, etc. Like why kill the two indians and their driver surely? Why not just deport them...
  3. Field Marshal

    How mermaids are made

    Dirty bisch enjoyed being humped by a dolphin? How crazy does it get?
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    If only they knew..

    If I ever become president mtatii. No populism, just hard logical decisions. * Pokots and assorted pastoralists: surrender guns or deal with attack helicopters. Keep animals that you can spport. * No matatus. Organised bus companies. * Death sentence for economic saboteurs. All death row...
  5. Field Marshal

    Wachana na gari kubwa kama hauwezi fuel

    Sad state of affairs. No man there, just two women talking....
  6. Field Marshal

    If only they knew..

    Kenya is only a shithole to it's lazy, entitled citizens who just want to fornicate and drink themselves silly. Otherwise this country punches beyond it's weight. Think Obama. Kipchoge. Wangari. Rishi. Third UN headquarters. Ngugi. The likes of Lupita and Eddy. All the gold medal winners. Our...
  7. Field Marshal

    Alafu lorry ya mkate ianguke hapo mbele

    Kama mnakunywa mercury na cyanide kwa sukari changarawe ni nini sasa? Sisi ni wangumu... 😂 😂 😂 😂
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka Edition

    Yule Msomali Ahmednassir...
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka Edition

    It always surprises me how peasants are good economic theorists. Reminds me of a sweep the Subreme Goat gave Alai when the latter purpoted to advice yule mama wa Keroche on how to run her business. " So," asked the Goat, "a broke rent-seeking peasant fisherman is going to advise a dollar...
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    Mzungu na Ubanguzi

    Kanyagia. Kiswahili mufti na coomer musuuri siyo chanda na Pete....
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka Edition

    What do you manufacture sir? Ama it's somebody else's responsibility not yours?
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    Alafu lorry ya mkate ianguke hapo mbele

    Mkamba nini mbaya? Huku kwetu pia kumekataa kunyesha tunakaa mazombie kama nyinyi I tell you...
  13. Field Marshal

    In the headlines

    People forget that kitambo there used to be very few public and no private schools. Today every village in central Kenya has like 5 schools of different ownership. Student populations are distributed all over.
  14. Field Marshal

    In the headlines

    Unasema nini bro? Urbanisation is part of the devt process. People move from rural areas to urban centres. It doesn't mean the population is falling, and this is what I am saying. Just relocating. For every Gikuyu woman with one or no child, there's another with six. Kuja Ndeiya or Lari uone...
  15. Field Marshal

    In the headlines

    Hii ni Ile ujinga ya third-rate journalism. The way I understand it is that women who carry a child to the third trimester will be given a stipend of 6k to enable them access good reproductive health care in the final months before birth. There's a reason central Kenya has the lowest child...
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    Mary Lincoln

    Hana mboro. Not your taste.... ION, enda Kenya Post. Heavily redacted...
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    Mzungu na Ubanguzi

    Bae, nakuelewa. Lakini mbona wewe hunielewi? I need you...
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    AOBTODAY - This is Guka Edition

    Wadau, ebu nichambulieni huu msemo nimeona kule kwa vijana wa akili duni. Nimejaribu kufikiria usiku mzima na sishikanishi... Kinembe siyo maembe
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    Kuweka tyre kubwa pressure bila cage ni kujitakia kifo

    Vile amekuwa launched Sasa ako andromenda..
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    Mary Lincoln

    Mkisii nimeona hizo pichas. Niroge...
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