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Haiya, Mwarimo umejoin mbogi ya shimo mbaya ni ile imepita one-fefte?

Nilijua tuu ni mumama.....we Mungich meno brown have the greediest hoes this side of the pyramids....Bure kabisa...

Si huku ni Vumbistan tuu?

The End. He'll prolly mutate into one of those wazungu Dr Merylle callers from Nimesota working with refugees in Lokichoggio who need to buy a four-wheel....

Hiyo ni ngumi moja tuu from a weak ass nigga...

Wewe utaiona na maskio?

Woooooi! Some 'jokes' can be very expensive. Just read somewhere that Dr (!) Mugo wa Wairimu amepatiwa 40 years. And I thought I was having a bad day....

Wewe unacheza. Kama the the developa si connected tendapreniua aanze kuchimba kamburi. Less than 1 PC of Kenyans are worth more than 20m, leave alone sigste m. That's a lifetime's savings by a very hardworking mama, wale wa kujimyima kapsaa.... Ajikubali ameisha, ajiondoe mos mos..

Woooooooi!

Unasema nini?

Imagine pengine ni bank loan....

Jeeeso!

@Aviator, hapa ni ngapi zimekunywa maji? My estimate is 30m?

Waaaaah! Waaaah! That was close. Hiyo loss Jo!

Hiyo loss Jo! Developa, prolly an old mama, si atakufa na bp?

Wachanga ujinga....gavana akaweka cracks?

Umeamka saa tisa usiku, ukajikuna makagary, ukanusa vidole, halafu ukaona usalimie mrembo wangu? Jipe Raha mwenyewe...

Imefika kidogo sana. Sijui ni kurogwa ama nini juu naskia hata kule kwa alShababes Kuna mpaka mafriko...

Sasa bro. Hope uko poa. Tunakupenda.

Ni wetu. Tumekubali...