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  1. Field Marshal

    Breaking: Mid Air Collision over Nairobi

    Hata wewe kiddo umeanza kufikiria na ndiass kama...ama wacha tu.
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    Haiya,my fellow teachers!

    Bonobos like you are truly amazing....let me leave it there..
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    Haiya,my fellow teachers!

    Huyu ex wangu nikama alinoki. Kila saa nyef nyef against Ruto. Fact is, Ruto is regaining popularity very fast in Mt Kenya because things are starting to improve. Ask farmers....
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    No fear in Haiti

    Don't bother my fren. I long realized that the average bonobo has the capacity for strategic thinking of a dead snail - zero. Just take the Haiti mission. Tukisema tuu ukweli hii ni mission ya Uncle Sam. He will provide all the equipment (which Kenya will bring home), the money and Intel. I...
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    No fear in Haiti

    Kwani how moronic is their security? No perimeter?
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    AoB 03032024

    Social media companies should crack down on this Asian habit of staging wildlife clips. It's very cruel to the animals being 'hunted'. Unapata a live baby monkey being fed to a python banae...
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    Due to the unrivalled wisdom of the great leader...

    Yesu ameshindwa kufanya ninyamaze. But I guess the name of the unnamed miller in the miller story about a miller worrying about the miller's flour prices is, well, the miller.. That's right...
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    KDF recruitment video

    The average American has been brainwashed that the rest of the world is just full of blood-thirsty savages who want to kill gringos. That's why they allow their politician's to attack every other country. Thankfully, social media is countering this narrative, long perpetuated by their stupid...
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    20 Billion Loan for Nairobi's Commuter Line

    Rutos engagement with these monsters will finish us....
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    AOB 1RD/03/20204

    The 'g' is silent...
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    Boys in Blue ferckup a unionist

    Kiddo, I am not sure. But I think 'hit' would be closer. 'Shot' denotes a penetrative injury, not blunt force trauma. This, while artillery shells are fired from big guns, we don't say people who are injured by them have been shot. We say they were 'hit'. Let me research further...
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    Boys in Blue ferckup a unionist

    Go Ferk yourself....a good journo wouldn't say shot....
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    Boys in Blue ferckup a unionist

    Shot? In the head? And walking? OK...... Bonobos amaze me....Yesu amekataa kunisaidia kunyamaza....
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    @Field Marshal

    Dude is 66, gal is 27. Nothing new here. Sisi African men used to marry 13-year olds when in our 70s.
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    Video of Policeman who Shot and Killed a Prison Officer in Kitale

    Nashanhaa sana na hao watu hapo. A bullet from an AK can easily kill a dude 500m away... A pistol, may be 30 metres. One should just take off...
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    Wharrathis?

    Yesu nisaidie kunyamaza....
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    The killings in the north

    I really love fairness. The killings by the Pokot are abhorrent. But you can't in all fairness put the blame on Ruto. This is a cancer that has been festering for decades. Kindiki has done quite a bit....
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    This is Guka - Masaibu ya Mafisi...

    Nugu simp....it's not the business of any man to uplift random women just because they have a hole between their legs...
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    nDii abomasum

    Njaruo why are 99.76894 per cent of your very black-assed boys gay? Why?
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    nDii abomasum

    I have always held that this guy is an educated idiot. Mkamba ni Mkamba tuu...NDIIng'oing'o...
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