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She waited....how did she wait? The devil is in the details....

Men dies.....isorait, isokei. Tulikubali na yakaisha.....ni sawa.....

Waah, this is witty. Saying stori za jaba without saying it....

Yaani imechorwa mpaka sanduku, maa ya ngai.....

Well, well, well. Of course the imperialist are murderous genocidaires (!) who will destroy a country or community without thinking twice. Just watch Gaza.... But Haiti is a special case of stupid. For some reason the country has refused to grow up...

Huu mwaka inaonekana ni kusonga kusonga....kama siyo people trying to fly from 10th floor ni ajali za kimaajabu na love triangle murders....mimi Wacha nitulie huku mashinani sucking on young succulent titties watching birds fly....

IQ yako na orangutan hazijaachana sana ...

Kiddo Niweke?

Yaani these people could cough more than 100 pounds for insurance them days? For context, that was enough money to buy you five acres at Thogoto, next to AHS...

Hii gaidi ni Ile bipolar bae yangu ya kitaaambo ya Thika Road - intelligent but totally bonkers. Never (got those) titties...

Bae, what happened to you? All your arguments are obtuse...

Yenyewe mimi hushindwa sana ni nini mbaya na nyeuthi. Is it that we truly cannot reason ama ni kurogwa? Please akina @mzeiya, @Mwalimu-G, @Kasaman (ahem!), et al explain this to me like I am a 6-year old. Classic example? Look at this monkey here, who's pulled BS out of his arse and used it to...

Don't bother...

Kuna latent anger that once again boyshaod has been made to bite the dust while his bimbo walks. At the very least Maribe should have been found guilty of being an accessory after the fact. This anger is building up, and young gals watakipata, protestations of femicide not withstanding. The...

My outdated theories get proven every day. People just want a simple, safe commute, not endless noise and porn in a PSV. Just like they want their newspapers to give non-political news the prominence they deserve. But wajuaji never listen....

Damn, you too don't get it? Good thing me and you...ama wacha tuu...love you bae....

But looks very very yummy....

Sielewi makondofia inakujia wapi....

Nugu kama wewe hunishtua sana. Eti Sasa hutaki mwizi ashikwe ama nini? Na nimeona vile unanitusi pande ile ingine....your curse is coming...

Njaruo bado unaosha tunyanye vinembe? Niweke paybill pris?