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No sir. But you can come over. Surely you can support the weight of an old gentleman? Manki....

Dance naked around your pit latrine 20 times. Braryfaga...

So yesterday afternoon nilikuwa free. I decided to kufyeka nyasi at the hacienda. Kidogo kidogo my uncovered forearms started itching like crazy. It was so bad I had to sit down and scratch, true story. Kidogo kidogo this lady friend, Wachu, passed by and told me, old foolish Mzee stop...

Degree aliwapeana tuu hivo...

Humble brag? Sisi watu wa matz tuna-appreciate the smooth services za Super Metro na tuko tuu sawa...

Mushawi niache....go murder some poorbold lady, shenji!

Waah, waah, waah! This is just retarded.....

In my next life am definitely gonna be a pastor. That woman can feel the man's genitals rubbing against her back and she's OK. All he has to do next is ask...

BS.......

I am starting to think that Kales should never, ever be allowed near state power. Jameni hata wakati wa Uhuru hatukuona people who grew up in mud huts like Murkomen and Sudi suddenly wearing watches worth 500k and buying helicopters in months. Eti Sakaja is now buying plots worth 1b? How...

Ssssshhhh! Sasa na wewe ni nini? Why tell us the truth?

Oh, and what I was telling Mwalimubis that the buildings collapsed due to an EARTHQUAKE not a TSUNAMI... two totally different natural phenomena...

Thanks, Enstein Nyambura...

Wrong headline. Again. Somebody help this old man....

Misleading headline.... Great building standards.

Njaruo Buttboy nili propose banae...I need to eat those dollars...

Let me be the first to tell you this bae - you have become insufferable. It demeans your immense intelligence to put you brain on autopilot; BLAME RUTO, BLAME RUTO, BLAME RUTO, BLAME RUTO....

I really don't know what surprises you guys. READ YOUR HISTORY. 1. Empires are most destructive when they near their demise. 2. Empires are most sexually depraved when they are imploding. Basic rules of evolution..... There's a rat experiment that was done about 50 years that perfectly...

I have said it several times and I will say it again - the Judiciary is hell-bent on destroying Kenya. It is now actively legislating, bypassing Parliament and the people of Kenya. This is a recipe for disaster.

You guys may say what you may. But these here are two murderers, and should be treated as such. Lives za watoto wa kiume are important too...