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    Student Dies, Others Blinded After Drinking Sanitizer

    Aaah, kweli? Rink pris. I actually know a guy who drank the gok sanitizer mid last year, spent 4 weeks in and outta hospital but succumbed. Sad, lakini mwiba wa kujidunga...
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    Student Dies, Others Blinded After Drinking Sanitizer

    Waachane na headteacher? How is he responsible for students stupidity?
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    Kikulacho ki....

    Personally, dream ticket ya 2022 inaweza kua mukhisa and matiangi. Technocrat na kichwa ngumu, they might have a shot of changing tis shithole 4 the better.
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    Kikulacho ki....

    Actually, heri mkono gamu who will stop ke gov pilferage, kuliko mwisi philanthropist who condemns the masses to grinding poverty.
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    Where were you in 1997

    Nah nah nah, ilikua Mr Muhia. "You know it, i know it, everybody knows it." Watu wa upper in the house wanaeza confirm.
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    Ha ha ha! : In This New Age of Proud Stingy Men?

    Truth be told, once you hit 4th floor, you have a harder time keeping up with 35 yr olds. Sembuse 45, 50, 55....your body is not what it was, no matter how hard you work out ama diet unakula. You take longer to recover from a hangdown, you cant run up those stairs like a guy 5 yrs your junior...
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    Ha ha ha! : In This New Age of Proud Stingy Men?

    Most ladies outlive their husbands, but remember most marry sweet young things, 5 to 10yrs their juniors.
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    Where were you in 1997

    97 nilikua mono pale upper hill. Nilikua napanda mathree, sisqo, lady anne, virgin islands/lips ama kani to tao (if you know, you know). From tao, gill house, we used to hire naked language nissan, inatuweka kwa gate ya chuo. Alternatively, tungepanda pinky hadi roundabout then trek to upper...
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    Sheng in Kenya.

    .Ke Twirra long ceased to have any meaningful discourse since everyone on that forum is just "savage". The likes of ndii and miguna have reduced it to a slug fest venue. Woe to you if you question/contradict their opinions...same na pale kwa ma mca!
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    intolerance breads more intolerance

    I dont know the dynamics of oslo town, but i figured most of the population is muslim.
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    Sheng in Kenya.

    Most of us follow and quote the people who subscribe to our political and tribal bias henyway :LOL::LOL: You cant be right wing and quoting biden ovyo ovyo.
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    Sheng in Kenya.

    But with the proliferation of cheap/affordable internet, the narrative that watu wa mashamba are uneducated and uninformed is fast losing grip. A curious guy in mashamba knows the happenings of nairobi more than the residents bora anaingia forums na anafollow the right people on shosho media.
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    Sheng in Kenya.

    Over 50% of Kenyas population is in the YOUTH AGE BRACKET. That might be the reason advertisers use sheng in their commercials.
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    intolerance breads more intolerance

    Hii ilikua ni religious intolerance, waislamu hapan tambua dp coz he came to raise funds for churches, and not mosques.
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    Another gori murder

    Ever been in a situation, uko na stress na pressure mwenda, ya mwezi mzima, and khupipi knows it. Then 1 day, you lash out at her with unintended words. Like wachanga ujinga, ama unakuanga na ujinga, then 3 days later bado unapewa cold treatment even after apologising...tsk. Women dont know how...
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    Shock as an employer catches her Kenyan house help attempting to cook using urine.

    Circumstantial evidence to the obvious. Jug ya mkojo kwa jikoni jameni?
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    Of Stutters and Inverted Cups

    Nah, nilikua nimekawia tu kabla niipite.
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