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    WHY RIFT VALLEY TEA IS CHEAP

    Every farmer this bonus season is asking the million-shilling question: why is Rift Valley tea being sold for less than Central Kenya tea? Well, it’s not because Rift Valley tea is weak or bland - it’s actually pretty good. The explanation is more about geography, history, and the market’s picky...
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    Chilling together for decades

    For decades, the bodies of fallen climbers have remained on Everest, frozen in time. In 1996, three young Korean climbers - Koo Kyung-mo, Choi Min-gyu, and Nam Won-woo - set out to conquer the peak. Just before they attained their goal, the mountain turned vicious, with a blizzard that buried...
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    AoB 30st /9/2025

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    AOB 28st/09/20205

    Another extinct ice age beast exhumed from the permafrost. Exceptionally well-preserved carcass of a juvenile woolly rhinoceros discovered in Yakutia. Its internal organs and stomach contents await investigation. “The juvenile rhino with thick hazel-coloured hair and the horn, found next to the...
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    Thug killed by mob justice along eastern bypass

    Mbona looters huwa hawakutani na punishment kama hizi?
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    Thoughts on naming your kids

    Many people are choosing to go with what's fashionable, without thinking about the implications on the child, who will have to live with that name all their lives. Kuna toddler fulani rafiki yangu lakini nilishindwa kabisa kumwita kwa jina yake. Ati blessing. Ilibidi niulize other names niwe...
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    AOB 24rd/09/20205

    Dry spell batallion haiwezani na vitu moto. Mongrel akiguzishwa mkia ana-misfire.
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    AOB 24rd/09/20205

    That was a pink handle who used to cleanse our eyes.
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    AOB 24rd/09/20205

    From the archives. Courtesy of Freja.
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    France topples China on loans as President Ruto looks West

    GBM Engineering’s petition over cancelled dam project puts taxpayers on edge. Kenya could soon face a heavy financial burden after the cancellation of the Grand Falls Dam project, which was first signed during former President Uhuru Kenyatta’s administration. The cancellation has sparked a legal...
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    Smart TV always online ?

    Every corporation wants to harvest data from every living being. Unfortunately, most consumers are not aware and even when they are, they do not know what to do. Yaani you cannot enjoy your peace in peace because someone is always snooping around.
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    Boda Kwa Bei Poa

    https://www.spironet.com/campaigns/thunder?gad_source=2&gad_campaignid=22925255467
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    Gunia Retakes with AI

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    Githurai MCA tenders resignation

    It simply means the man has a reputation he can't afford to lose. No need taking the blame for the games happening at city hole.
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    Nostradumbass Learns: Best Lessons Don't Come Cheap

    The Young man walking back to college; tired, dejected, and hungry. (Nostradumbass narrates his experiences in the hands of a Jezebel) There’s this time I was dating this girl I thought I was Let’s call her ‘Miss’ (name preserved to sooth my ego) We had met somewhere at a house party and we...
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