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Tumatako quarter. Mimi napenda kitu inashikika..

The craziest joke I heard: Trump hates Democrats because one left a bad taste in his mouth. (Bubba)

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Poa poa senior.....

Nye Nye Nye Nye! Brarefakini tuti tutu! Eti nilikufia India kama Baba (RIP my boy), sijui eti nilienda Sayuni juu ya Viagra overdose tukiwa na Mwende Kasweetie Matharau Street. Nugu ici! Mnafikiria mimi ni mtu ovyo ovyo wa kutumia wifi ya mama nikufe tuu fwaaaa? Hiti ici! Nilikuwa, niko, na...

The Oracle of Ndeiya has long predicted this shit. We have our own Onya chas, but what a lot of people don't know is that many illegal migrants to our country are truly damaged. Those Somalis, Ethiopians, Congolese, Brundians, Nigerians, etc you are letting in are so used to senseless wars and...

Hate him or like him, The Oracle of Ndeiya is never wrong. Await my earth-shaking prophecy on The Thug of Sugoi. The ngomi are still talking to me. It is epic.

BS. Was Moi even a VP in 1965?

I really wish you could use your patently huge intelligence to defend more rational things than a silly religion created by a Roman emperor, and subsequently used by his multiple European successors, to rape, murder, and loot the world....

Poa poa mchawi. How many old women did you burn this last weekend?

I know it's none of our business, but the ngomi of my people advise that the US elections will go to Trump. The implications? A speedier demise of the American evil empire. Greater tensions with China. The Nazi comedian Zelensky is ferked. A full genocide of the Palestinians. Less alphabet...

For the record, siyo mimi victim. Siwezi beba roto tano kama hii....

Time for that old rhyme: Mkamba useful ni yule ako na **** tuu....

Didn't I tell you Babuon was the lesser evil?

Unaniona kama matako inalia bwata, eeeh?