This is Guka - 60 Minutes to Live.

[Field Marshal]

5121451.

Until 6pm.

This is for real not like the other hoaxes I carry out here.

Signed,

Guka.

 

[QuadroK4000]

What you mean is that the Paybill will self destruct in 60 minutes?

Unakunywa nini?

 

[Kasaman]

5121451.

Until 6pm.

This is for real not like the other hoaxes I carry out here.

Signed,

Guka.

Pace setter will go off ama ile ndume is on you again ?

 

[QuadroK4000]

@Karma_mama please come to the rescue

 

[Pamba 1]

Salimia mcas huko

 

[Field Marshal]

What you mean is that the Paybill will self destruct in 60 minutes?

Unakunywa nini?

Wacha maswali za kipuzzy. Who does not know what I drink?

 

[bigDog]

Paybill

Wacha maswali za kipuzzy. Who does not know what I drink?

I buy what I drink not the other way around. Kuna kupe hubadilisha drinks when it's my turn to buy

 

[Field Marshal]

Na Kama kuna mtu ametuma for real a inbox that message. Living the premises in twenty minutes.

Aki @Aviator na @Tiiga Waana baes (shindwe!) mnawacha niangamie?

 

[Field Marshal]

Paybill


I buy what I drink not the other way around. Kuna kupe hubadilisha drinks when it's my turn to buy

So wewe ndiye @QuadroK4000 ? Kujianika nayo?

 

[Montecarlo]

Wacha maswali za kipuzzy. Who does not know what I drink?

You owe the kijiji a story or rather information that you allegedly came across involving son of Ngina and what he plans to do

 

[Karma_mama]

@Karma_mama please come to the rescue

Gave up kukunywa na kununua pombe for lent. Among other things....

 

[Field Marshal]

Due to public demand offer to buy Guka WhiteKAPS has been extended for 30 minutes.

Hata wale mko pale nyuma mnaseza Changi a Sasa.

Lakini most code kwa inbosk tafadhali.

JishindieGuka. Nunulia yeye keroro!

 

[Introvert]

Na Kama kuna mtu ametuma for real a inbox that message. Living the premises in twenty minutes.

Aki @Aviator na @Tiiga Waana baes (shindwe!) mnawacha niangamie?

No one's coming.
TBT, Nov 2016.

 

[Cabaye Captain]

5121451.

Until 6pm.

This is for real not like the other hoaxes I carry out here.

Signed,

Guka.

Kumbuka kuniachie ka quarter acre hapo Ndenderu

 

[Eng'iti]

No one's coming.
TBT, Nov 2016.

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Kill that Fossil!

 

[Mongrel]

@Tiiga Waana , guka alisema hakuachi kwa wakora, uko kwa mikono safe

 

[Aviator]

Pole Sana @Field Marshal. Was engaged and have just seen this.
Ungetuma sms.
Tomorrow 5 whiteKaps on me. You may send the till directly.

 

[Kasaman]

Pole Sana @Field Marshal. Was engaged and have just seen this.
Ungetuma sms.
Tomorrow 5 whiteKaps on me. You may send the till directly.

The bait is set !

 

[QuadroK4000]

Wacha maswali za kipuzzy. Who does not know what I drink?

Ok.

 

[Doc oga]

The bait is set !

Guka hawezi chipoiwa